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A quick giggle for you
« on: July 22, 2003, 08:13:03 PM »
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.

He dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"

Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"

"Yes", whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?" the man asked.

To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes", came the answer.

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child.

"Is there any one there besides you?" the boss asked the child.

"Yes" whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy," whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned, and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: "Me"


I love this as it's just the kind of thing I'd have done as a kid....just ask my parents!  ::) Hope it gave you a smile today.

Love and hugs....Jo
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Re: A quick giggle for you
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2003, 08:42:45 PM »
Hey Jo that was so cute, I thought about my 2 year old cousin when I read it she is always into something!!

Thanks for posting that and giving us all a laugh

Love, Jennie
21 yrs. old..Right knee injury. Ligament Recon 6-21-01, 2 LR's 3/02 & 9/02
TTT 11/08/02, patella and ligament recon 5/03
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Re: A quick giggle for you
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2003, 11:00:29 PM »
Jo, that really was cute, I really love it when people post fun things to read, Im sure it brightens everyones day  ;D
Erin
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Re: A quick giggle for you
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2003, 12:50:29 AM »
That was really cute!  Thanks!
~jen
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Re: A quick giggle for you
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2003, 03:35:41 AM »
Oh, I'd SO beat on that kid when I found her.  Right after I hugged her so hard she couldn't breath.  LMAO
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