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Re: The most stupid question
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2007, 01:23:27 AM »
I think it's funny when you go to the doctors and they ask you if anything is wrong. Now, if nothing was wrong, I wouldn't be there! Lol.

I think one of the silliest things I've said recently had to be "Oh! So we were supposed to do the homework?!" And I was being serious. I didn't realise it was homework *blushes*
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Re: The most stupid question
« Reply #16 on: December 12, 2007, 07:29:42 PM »
I like this thread a lot - good for a laugh and for a shake of the head.

I love it when I run into my firefighters (not back at work yet as a paramedic) or someone else and they say "aren't you over this knee stuff yet???"  Well yes, I was over it before it started you jerk.  Now if I could get my knee to agree I could have my life back.  I do think being injured does make most us a little more aware of how some questions sound.

Well keep it going I'm sure there will be more to add.

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Re: The most stupid question
« Reply #17 on: December 12, 2007, 07:37:59 PM »
This thread is so fun! 

I love when someone calls your home telephone, and then asks where are you?  Where do you think, dummy, you just called my landline!  This question might be okay if it was asked when they called my cellphone.  Duh! :-)

Another favorite of mine is when someone stupidly asks me in the winter,"is it cold enough for you?"  No, I like to be cold.  In fact, I am not happy unless it is in the negative numbers.  Jeez.  Who likes to freeze?  If it could be warmer and snowy, I don't think skiers would complain too much.  Cold weather stinks.  Lovely question. 

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Oct 23 07 Saw OS, wants second opinion from partner-ROM stuck 30-35
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Re: The most stupid question
« Reply #18 on: December 12, 2007, 08:06:56 PM »
I got a good one last week.

I'm lying on the hospital bed, and the nurse is going through the booking in procedure, for a knee procedure when she asks if I have any joint problems.................................well DUH, theres this knee that you're going to operate on today, does that count???????????


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Jan 08 2008 Arthritis grade 2/3 told to wait until TKR needed.
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Re: The most stupid question
« Reply #19 on: December 12, 2007, 08:26:11 PM »
Denny, that is a good one!  Too funny! :D

Sarah
Aug 17 07 Injured
Aug 23 07 Open surgeryOct 18 07 No progress made at PT for awhile - stuck 52/53 degrees
Oct 23 07 Saw OS, wants second opinion from partner-ROM stuck 30-35
Nov 1, LR, LOA, MUA
PT 2X/week now, was 3X
Jan 8: ROM 134
Rest In Peace, Lucky!  I love and miss you so much!!!!!!!!

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Re: The most stupid question
« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2007, 03:22:33 PM »
My Osteopath said a silly question to me, why cant you walk properly. I fell on my right knee 8 weeks ago and cant walk as well since and cant run anymore. She had the cheek to tell me I walking wrong and should use my heal then toe when walking, I was walking and running fine till I tripped over my shoelace onto pavement.

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16/01/18 Anterior interval release, distal patella excision, lateral meniscal repair
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Re: The most stupid question
« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2007, 05:48:04 PM »
I was going into work, standing in front of the doors, cane in one hand, the other held a big shopping bag filled with items for the Christmas potluck - up walks the building security guard (who sees me everyday btw) instead of helping with the door he says "where's your security badge?"
8/4/07 fell
8/5 diagnosed TPF
8/6 surgery plate and 6 screws
8/12 out of hospital NWM
8/21 staples removed
9/18 OS appt - WBAT with crutches
10/10 - WBAT with cane
10/27 - back to work w/cane
12/26 - no cane, slight limp when tired
1/25/08 - released from PT, no limp
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Re: The most stupid question
« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2007, 06:06:32 PM »
I love it Mary, I'm still laughing, have you seen the film, or read the book, The Devil Wears Prada? Sounds like your guard could be a relative to the one in there ;D

Denny
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Jan 08 2008 Arthritis grade 2/3 told to wait until TKR needed.
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Re: The most stupid question
« Reply #23 on: December 17, 2007, 02:22:50 PM »
Wow, some people are unreal.  Seems very all or nothing doesn't it?
Aug 17 07 Injured
Aug 23 07 Open surgeryOct 18 07 No progress made at PT for awhile - stuck 52/53 degrees
Oct 23 07 Saw OS, wants second opinion from partner-ROM stuck 30-35
Nov 1, LR, LOA, MUA
PT 2X/week now, was 3X
Jan 8: ROM 134
Rest In Peace, Lucky!  I love and miss you so much!!!!!!!!

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Re: The most stupid question
« Reply #24 on: December 18, 2007, 07:34:13 PM »
I have a twin BROTHER. And Obviously I'm a girl. BUT we get ALL the time (even from a doctor!) YOu guys are twins huh? Are you IDENTICAL TWINS??? now how ever in the world can you have IDENTICAL male female twins?

OR....

When people see us....since we dont really look ANYTHING alike...and have the same last name.I mean we have some shared features....but I also get....wow you too make a cute couple! How long have you been married??!!  (doesnt help that he has his wedding band on and I always wear my engagement ring.) THankfully our respective others find it really funny.


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Re: The most stupid question
« Reply #25 on: March 08, 2008, 08:14:04 PM »
Mine came from my GP when I went to get 22 staples out of my knee.

Doctore said:

Hi, haven't done this in a while and the last time was a nightmare, the patient fainted, haven't scared you have I?


One I'm sure we've all had:

Scream in pain.....someone yells from another room....."are you alright?"  Seriously, what do they think?


Sobbing in total misery that you're the only one that's turned up to your Pity-party and that life is really sucking big time, knee sucks, bed sucks, getting a drink with crutches sucks, going to te toilet sucks, early morning tv sucks, sleeping sucks, being awke sucks, everything sucks.
Someone comes across you in your big puddle of tears and runny nose and say either:

Why are you crying?

or

Do you need a tissue?



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Re: The most stupid question
« Reply #26 on: March 08, 2008, 10:03:56 PM »
Do you get this one as well, someone walks in when you're crying your eyes out over something (or nothing as the case may be) whats the first question

Are you crying??

No it's just the water on the brain leaking out
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Jan 08 2008 Arthritis grade 2/3 told to wait until TKR needed.
August 2010 Left knee arthroscopy

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Re: The most stupid question
« Reply #27 on: December 30, 2008, 03:48:08 AM »
lol...i love this section. yall have some good ones.
i really needed the laugh. thx

how about:  (from doctor to patient) So, how are you today?
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Re: The most stupid question
« Reply #28 on: January 02, 2009, 10:18:05 AM »
My favourite was asked in all innocence by one of my kids. They were both in the bath at my Mum's and she told them they had to get out. My son resisted so Mum told him he'd better get out or he'd go all wrinkly. He turned to her and asked, "Is that what happened to you, Granny?"!!!! Mum said she had visions of immersing herself in a bath full of water every night for a couple of hours to maintain her wrinkled complexion!! As if!! Not quite a stupid question, but good for a laugh.

Kathy

BTW My GP always asks "So what can I do for you today?". I think he's worked out that "How are you today?" just doesn't cut it!

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Re: The most stupid question
« Reply #29 on: January 21, 2009, 11:46:20 PM »
Hiya

My fave was last week. Whilst my Hubby was at work he picks up a ringing phone. The bloke on the other end asks:
"Is Dave there?"
Hubby says "No, he's at the Dentist."
Bloke says "whats he doing there?"
Hubby says " ::) probably having his teeth done!"

cue silence and phone clicks off.

May 2007 Arthroscopy & debridement (R)
May 2008 Microfracture and LR (R)