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Excuses, Excuses!
« on: July 04, 2003, 09:07:28 AM »
Need an excuse for something, try these!  :D  :D :D

For not doing the washing:
*I'm waiting until I have enough clothes for a full load.
*After I separate the whites, the colors, the delicates, and the permanent press, the washer's only a quarter full; it's not worth wasting water, soap, and electricity on such small loads
*I'm waiting until after the exterminator comes. I'll have to wash everything then, anyway, because the fallout from that poison settles over every article of clothing and all the linen in the house

Need an allowance raise?
*My piggy bank went bankrupt
*Because the child of a wonderful parent like you deserves only the best
*I'm saving up for a holiday home for us all

At work:
*That's not a bug, it's a feature.
*I get time and a half for sitting on my butt.
*I have to take a day off now and then so you'll appreciate all the things I do around here
*I was cleaning my parents' bomb shelter and I got locked in.I was there for two days before they found me. Luckily, there was plenty of food and water and a chemical toilet

Brushes with the law?
*No one said I couldn't take it
*Sure, I entered, but I didn't break anything.
*I didn't know stealing was a crime in this state.

Doctors & Health:
*I did it right. You're not healing right.
*Sure, you'd get better and then what? I'd never see you again
*Why do you think they call it a 'practice'?
*You don't really need that organ
*That Hippocratic Oath only applies to hippos
*Your case is unique.
*I tripped up on a fur ball
*My brain wasn't getting enough blood because my underwear is too tight

For Kids:
*It was my imaginary friend
*I got orders from Barney.
*I don't know why, I just did it
*I wasn't trying to break anything

For all occassions when you just need an excuse!
*My dog was surfing the net all night
*I'm having a bad hair life
*My waterbed made me seasick
*My clone did it
*In the great scheme of things, is this really all that important
*That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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Re: Excuses, Excuses!
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2003, 01:06:47 AM »
Very cute Iona  :D  

I really enjoyed those, maybe I should use some, especially the ones about doing the laundry!!

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LR-5/99 & 9/01
Distal realignment and LR 7/02
TTT revision 6/03
screw removal/MUA 10/03
d/x with severe patella baja
7/05 patellar tendon replacement w/piece of quad tendon
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