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Iona_-Uk

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Some Jokes I came across on the net!
« on: July 04, 2003, 08:39:12 AM »
At the Olympic Games, a girl bumps into a man carrying an eight-foot-long metal stick.
"Excuse me," says the girl to the man. "Are you a pole vaulter?"
"No," says the man, "I'm German, but how did you know my name is Walter?"

Joe Bloggs turned up for the Olympics with some barbed wire under his arm, and came third in the fencing.

Sports Laws:

Nothing is ever so bad that it can't be made worse by firing the coach.

The wrong pitcher is the one who's in there now.

A free agent is a contradiction in terms.

Whoever thought up "It's only a game" probably just lost one.

It is always unlucky to be behind at the end of a game.

The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it.

It doesn't matter whether you win or lose until you lose.

In sports teamwork is essential. It enables you to blame someone else.

Why is it easy for chicks to talk ?
Because talk is cheep !

Two Irishmen saw the sign Tree fellers wanted.
The first Irishman said If Pat had been with us we'd have got that job

Personnel Director: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?
Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to them places no more!

Enjoy!
« Last Edit: July 04, 2003, 08:40:34 AM by Iona_-Uk »