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Offline enuff81020

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Three Little Words--ha ha
« on: July 02, 2003, 01:18:14 AM »
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends, when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare, and walked directly toward her.  Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and  whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter what  for $20.00......on one condition." (There are always conditions)

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (controlling huh?)

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a
$20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her
address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully
said....


"Clean my house."
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Three Little Words--ha ha
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2003, 01:18:14 AM »
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends, when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare, and walked directly toward her.  Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and  whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter what  for $20.00......on one condition." (There are always conditions)

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (controlling huh?)

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a
$20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her
address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully
said....


"Clean my house."
Logged
Both kneesOA.
Scope on rt knee,9/00;2/01
scope w/ LR and debridement rt knee 2/02
left knee same5/02
Patellar problems
LeftTKR12/16/02
Right TKR7/14/03
Complications MUA 8/14/03
R TKR revisio

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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2003, 04:27:44 PM »
YOUR BAD!!! BUT SMILE : ::):)
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« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2003, 04:27:44 PM »
YOUR BAD!!! BUT SMILE : ::):)
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Re: Three Little Words--ha ha
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2003, 10:33:53 PM »
Couldn't resist--need all of those smiles we can get--ha ha
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Patellar problems
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Complications MUA 8/14/03
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Re: Three Little Words--ha ha
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2003, 10:33:53 PM »
Couldn't resist--need all of those smiles we can get--ha ha
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Both kneesOA.
Scope on rt knee,9/00;2/01
scope w/ LR and debridement rt knee 2/02
left knee same5/02
Patellar problems
LeftTKR12/16/02
Right TKR7/14/03
Complications MUA 8/14/03
R TKR revisio

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Re: Three Little Words--ha ha
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2003, 10:39:42 PM »
Very cute.  He he he. ;D
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Re: Three Little Words--ha ha
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2003, 10:39:42 PM »
Very cute.  He he he. ;D
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Rt. knee-plica resection, LR, 4 TTTs, MPFL repair & 2 MPFL reconstructions
Lt. knee-2 TTTs, & 2 MPFL reconstructions...
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Plus 9 other orthopedic surgeries