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Offline enuff81020

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Be Careful What You Wish for--ha ha
« on: June 22, 2003, 10:08:32 PM »
**I thought this was worth sharing--ha ha!!!**


A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him, and
as he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their order. The man
says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the
ostrich.

"What's yours?"

"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be
$6.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact
change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "I'll
have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and the ostrich says, "I'll have
the same."
Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes a routine until late one evening the two enter again.

"The usual?" asks the waitress.

"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and
salad," says the man.

"Same for me," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress comes with the order and says, "That
will be $12.62."

Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on
the table. The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.
"Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact
change out of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I
found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two
wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, just
put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money would always be
there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a
million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want
for as long as you live!"

"That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with
long legs and who agrees with everything I say!"
Both kneesOA.
Scope on rt knee,9/00;2/01
scope w/ LR and debridement rt knee 2/02
left knee same5/02
Patellar problems
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Right TKR7/14/03
Complications MUA 8/14/03
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Re: Be Careful What You Wish for--ha ha
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2003, 10:20:33 PM »
very good  ;D

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Re: Be Careful What You Wish for--ha ha
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2003, 01:11:18 AM »
haha
18 years old -- bi-lateral (both knees) LR on  8/8/02, Synvisc injections in May of 04  and still in major pain.















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