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Re: You know you've been on crutches too long when....
« Reply #15 on: October 27, 2005, 05:24:24 PM »
and also can dance slowdance together with a partner and crutches..
Surgery 6 times left knee torn meniscus, RSDS,chondromalacia, nervdamage cause constant nervpain,chronic inflamm.
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Right knee damaged aug-06, use brace surgery 4/9-07.LCL tear.

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Re: You know you've been on crutches too long when....
« Reply #16 on: October 28, 2005, 02:01:47 AM »
You know you've been on crutches too long when...
-you've named them, and know which one is the right and which is the left!
-you have pretty covers for the padded parts (mine are purple fleece!!)
-you can offer to adjust the crutches of other people (one of the 6th grade students at the school I work at was on crutches and needed them adjusted-he was going to go to the nurse but I ran into him in the hall and told him not to worry, I could do it for him!)
Left knee:
LR-5/99 & 9/01
Distal realignment and LR 7/02
TTT revision 6/03
screw removal/MUA 10/03
d/x with severe patella baja
7/05 patellar tendon replacement w/piece of quad tendon
4/07 OATS

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Re: You know you've been on crutches too long when....
« Reply #17 on: October 28, 2005, 02:34:41 AM »
Hah, how about:

You use them to push buttons to turn things on, like the tv or computer.
You can crutch and push a shopping cart.
You can talk on your cell phone while crutching.
For the horseback riders: You use a crutch instead of a lunge whip when lunging your horse... And it works better.
You know the difference between metal and wood crutches and have a preference.

and lastly, I learned this one the hard way..

You carry an extra wingnut incase you lose one while you are out.
-Fran

I've come to the conclusion that listing my laundry list of things that happened to my knee isn't what people here need. What we all need is a nice lounge chair on a beach, some Jimmy Buffet, and some fruity drinks... So we can all work on our brace tans. 8)

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Re: You know you've been on crutches too long when....
« Reply #18 on: October 28, 2005, 05:00:20 AM »
- when two of your three homecoming dances were spent in an immobilizer and on crutches.
- when people call you gimpy b/c you are never without them.
- when you decorate them with red and green ribbons for Christmas
- when you have friends/co-workers/teachers sign them. you can get more messages/autographs than any cast!
- when you "walk" faster with crutches than you do without them.
- when you wish you could use the crutches b/c they help with pain, but you're OS won't let you b/c your quads atrophy too much.
- when your friends get bummed when you don't have the crutches b/c they can't play "crutch and field 2004" and use the crutches to pole vault over couches, etc.
- when you don't get sore each "new" time you use crutches.
- when it's easier to push your way through a crowd b/c you can just hit people. haha. this was great in high school.
- when it becomes a good luck charm on your high school track team.
- when you look at them and feel at home.
- when, as a senior in high school, friends can't remember you ever off of them even though your freshman year was the only year you never used them. :)

that's all for now. great topic idea!

xoxo- Christy
Medial Meniscus Repair- '00,03
Partial Meniscectomy- '03, '04
ACL Reconstruction- '02
Exploratory Scope- '05
Allograft ACL Revision & Neuroma Excision- '06
Hardware Removal & Bone Filing- '06
Scar Tissue Removel- '07

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Re: You know you've been on crutches too long when....
« Reply #19 on: October 28, 2005, 07:08:02 PM »
I forgot one, and it's a two worder... Hall Joust.

My friends used to joust with my crutches on skateboards..
Oh and the drug store you got your crutches from felt bad for you and gave you your deposit back without getting the crutches back.
-Fran

I've come to the conclusion that listing my laundry list of things that happened to my knee isn't what people here need. What we all need is a nice lounge chair on a beach, some Jimmy Buffet, and some fruity drinks... So we can all work on our brace tans. 8)

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Re: You know you've been on crutches too long when....
« Reply #20 on: October 28, 2005, 08:42:56 PM »
when you have a rack in your back seat to tranport them and you can go up the stairs backward...................................
4/04 microfracture
5/04 debris removal
8/04 OATS with synthetic plugs
11/04 OATS traditional autograft medial femoral chondyle
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Re: You know you've been on crutches too long when....
« Reply #21 on: October 28, 2005, 09:09:17 PM »
....when people don't fall over your crutches on the floor longer.
...when your kids doesn't want to try the crutches longer.
Surgery 6 times left knee torn meniscus, RSDS,chondromalacia, nervdamage cause constant nervpain,chronic inflamm.
Spinaldamage wheeler 100%.
Right knee damaged aug-06, use brace surgery 4/9-07.LCL tear.

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Re: You know you've been on crutches too long when....
« Reply #22 on: October 28, 2005, 10:18:08 PM »
................when you feel 'naked' without them when you finally manage to get off them.


................you feel as though you have left something behind when you leave the house....you check your pockets, check you have the phone, check for keys....then realise the 'crippy sticks' are no longer with you!

................you feel you know how an octopus feels once you come off crutches as you have so many arms free!!

................you have a pot of spare ferrels (rubber bungs) for the bottoms of the crutches.

................you can tie your shoe laces with the crutches.

................you can play a better game of pool/billiards with a crutch.

................you have clips on the cloakroom wall just for the crutches.

Heather ;)
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Re: You know you've been on crutches too long when....
« Reply #23 on: October 29, 2005, 11:04:11 AM »
when you get really sad 'cos the Physio has confiscated one Crutch in an effort to wean you off them!

and you later find yourself sneakily searching through the Spare Crutch Bin looking for 'your' other half!

(this probably only works in the UK - where the NHS insist on on giving out Crutches only on a Temporary basis)

S
Jan 05: Avulsed Patella Tendon (YUK)
Wired together Feb 05
Constant pain after Cast removed
2nd Op Nov05 to remove a 2cm piece of Bone from my Patella Tendon!!!
2 months later STOP physio due to Pain & Crepitus
Feb 06: Ultrasound shows NO Patella Tendon!
No plans for the future! :-/

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Re: You know you've been on crutches too long when....
« Reply #24 on: October 29, 2005, 02:20:04 PM »
..when nobody longer reacts in the surrounding when you are coming with the crutches.
Surgery 6 times left knee torn meniscus, RSDS,chondromalacia, nervdamage cause constant nervpain,chronic inflamm.
Spinaldamage wheeler 100%.
Right knee damaged aug-06, use brace surgery 4/9-07.LCL tear.

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Re: You know you've been on crutches too long when....
« Reply #25 on: October 29, 2005, 03:18:12 PM »
...you lay down to take a nap and you bring the crutches into the bed with you. (I was sssoooo tired)

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Re: You know you've been on crutches too long when....
« Reply #26 on: October 29, 2005, 03:21:19 PM »
This is just all too much,  I laugh because it is all so TRUE!  What is wrong with me that I find this all so funny?  I think I have done all of them, good god help me.

Tiffany
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Re: You know you've been on crutches too long when....
« Reply #27 on: October 29, 2005, 03:24:34 PM »
..when you collect crutches !!
Surgery 6 times left knee torn meniscus, RSDS,chondromalacia, nervdamage cause constant nervpain,chronic inflamm.
Spinaldamage wheeler 100%.
Right knee damaged aug-06, use brace surgery 4/9-07.LCL tear.

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Re: You know you've been on crutches too long when....
« Reply #28 on: October 29, 2005, 05:26:45 PM »
This happened yesterday.

When you know more about crutches than your OS!  (He asked me where I had gotten my gel arm and hand pads).


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Re: You know you've been on crutches too long when....
« Reply #29 on: October 30, 2005, 02:16:38 AM »
- you decorate them with a different theme each surgery!
18yo
Jan. 04=LR=R
Mar. 04=VMO Adv=R
Jul. 04=VMO Adv=L
Jan. 05=Chondroplasty=R
Jul. 05=TTT=R
Nov. 05=TTT=L
Jan. 06=Goodbye staple=R
Jul. 06=Patella ligament recon&shortened patellar tendon=R
Dec. 06=Goodbye staple=L
May 07=diagnosed w/EDS
Jul. 07=MPFL recon=R&L















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