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Three English jokes sent to a Japanese lady
« on: May 23, 2005, 11:37:16 AM »
        Dear Izumi
                    It was and still is quite common
in England to use the expression oh dear, oh crikey
or oh crumbs to denote a surprise or accident.

Hence. Two biscuits were crossing the road, one
biscuit got run over, the other biscuit cried out
"Oh crumbs!"

What do you get when you cross a bee with a bell ? A
Hum Dinger!

What do you call a masturbating hippy ? A Self
Raising Flower.                                   
 















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