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The GAMES ROOM => Quizzes, games & fun contests => Topic started by: Clarinet'09 on September 13, 2006, 11:42:35 PM
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I dont know if any of you have ever done this...but me and my friends used to do it ALL the time in Science when we were supposed to be taking notes (that could be why i got a low grade....either that or the teacher hated me ::) )!!! So what you do is 1 person startes the story with 3 words. The next person types in any 3 words he/she wants to type after that. And so on and so forth!!!
RULES:
1. Only 3 words.
2. No obscenity PLEASE!!!
It is a lot of fun!!! Especially when you go back and read everyones posts as a story!!! I hope you enjoy it as much as i do!!! Ill start it out:
There was a....
~Chelsea~
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cute pink pony
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who liked to.....
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run and jump
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over pink ducks
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who ate purple...
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Cabbage and hotdogs
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while sitting in.....
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a movie theater
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and chewing on.....
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hot buttered popcorn....
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Drenched in honey....
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it also attracted....
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annoyingly superior preps....
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who would not......
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condescend enough to........
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sit on the...
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top of a....
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turtle who is
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riding a bike
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on a dirt
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filled chocolate resovoir
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with a swashbuckling
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friend who liked
(sorry if it doesnt make all that much sense, never heard of the word swashbuckling so looked it up on dictionary.com to try & figure out what it meant. lol.)
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to eat lots
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of my favorite...
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gum and also
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tons of chocolate
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to solve his
(sorry if the word swashbuckling confused you....i was sorta in a pirate mood and that word is usually associated with pirates!!!)
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super duper conumdrum :o
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but he forgot
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where he was
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and he fell
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then decided to
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trade his bike
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for a tractor
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which he thinks
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he can use
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to fly over
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the rocky mountains
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You might think
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with any sense
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he would try
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to fly a
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big red kite
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with a yellow
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and pink tail
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but instead he
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picks a small
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llama to go
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because he is
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really sick of
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fried zebra legs
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with extra garlic
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because they taste
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just like a
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spoiled bag of
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potatoes on a
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old cellar floor
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that's been covered
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in "ooey" gooey
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sticky globs of
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crunchy peanut butter ;)
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which tasted vile!!!!!!!!! ;D
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:P
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wait......Anja......i thought you liked PB?!?!?!?!? ???
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but it's a story ::)
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and that is
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why we are
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all ready to
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make waffles for
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people who have
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a syrup addiction
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and cant live
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without a daily
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dose of Peanut butter!!!!
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hmmm that was 4 words
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but peanut butter is two seperate words that mean one thing :P
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to keep them
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at the top
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of their game.
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While they ate
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and took turns
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playing purple clarinets!!! ;) ;D
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marching along to
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the sounds of
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a new kind
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of drum beat
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that sounded like
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a twig snap
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on a hot
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slice of apple
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but the pony
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would not move
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so the turtle
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took a dump
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in the pool
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while a sudden
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angry gator attacks
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but suddenly chokes
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on a metal
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spoonful of peanutbutter
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that tastes GREAT
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and is less
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fat than normal
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midgets that have
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very spotty skin
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and red mohawks ;D
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that only a
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big pink panther
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would love to
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go clubbing with
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purple people eater's
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very best friend
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but only on
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friday or saturday
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because of the
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yellow polka dotted
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three legged goats
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that have been
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eating everything in
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the pig pen
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except for the
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tiny old beatle
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that was very
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young and tenatious (i dont even know what that means ??? ??? ;) ;D ::) )
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and divorcing heather
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with the red
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fake leg that
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didn't look like
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a wooden beatle
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with a big
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obtuse right angle
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obtuse right angle
Is that even possible ;) ;D ?!?!
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on his back
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on his side
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It had an
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chocolate covered tip
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hello kitty balloon
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with red letters
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Floating away on
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a big pile
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of folded socks
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that was missing
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gloves an elephant
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with peanut breath
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ate with haste
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without chewing his
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cranberry apple tart
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That was freshly
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cooked to charcoal
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grey bits of
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goose dandruff that
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got all over
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Your fingers and
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made you want
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to lick them :o
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but in hindsight
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it would seem
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that it was
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a hitchhiker that
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caused a big
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buffalo stampeed that
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closed down the
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Mall that scared
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the woman's children
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that held pigs
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in each of
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middle toe of
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That belonged to
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the girl with
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red waist-length hair
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that had multiple
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shades of blond
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streaks coming out
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of the hole
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and then suddenly
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a fire breathing
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monkey with wax
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wings and blue
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dress in a
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big yellow box
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full of confetti
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and mexican decorations
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decided to jump
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into a box
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full of grapes
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that tasted like
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moldy gym shorts
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sprinkled with pepper
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and mexican chili
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that was aged
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like good wine
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only found in
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the bottom of
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the red sea
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off the coast
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of a mythical
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snot nosed islands
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home to 3
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garlic cloves that
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smelled of rotten
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butter curd that
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was covered in
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indirectly proportionate snotrags!!!!
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that carried soft
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fluffy white clouds
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over a waterfall
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where there was
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a chocolate river
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with chocolate starfish
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and a giant
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chocolate squid that
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ate chocolate shrimps
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with a semi-sweet
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rum truffle centre
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and chocolate frogs ;) ;D
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that danced like
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magical little chocolate
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pixies dancing with
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White chocolate covered
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strawberries that tasted
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fishsticks that only
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giant elephants could
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balance on their
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tails that whipped
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around in the
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froth of a
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ladybug on a
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giant circle of
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soft white marshmallows
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covered in sprinkles
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that I like
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to dip in
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methol rubbing alcohol
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which makes them
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turn into flying
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purple reindeer with
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garterbelts that won't
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allow them to
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ride a golden
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goose on sunday
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but there was
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a rebel yell
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that came from
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a paddle boat
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ON THE CANAL
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heading towards the
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big open waters
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with speckled fish
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and sexy sailors
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wearing mini skirts
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they thought were
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headed for a
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seedy old pub
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where there was
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unlimited amounts of
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young men in
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pink raa raa skirts
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flashing the group
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of dirty treebeatles.
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who then went
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to the swamp
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and rubbed mud
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over each other :-[
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so they could
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impress the lady
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with the yellow
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dragon who could
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sing in spanish
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while holding a
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big bass drum
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by her thighbone
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beating away to
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a celtic bagpipe
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near a beautiful...
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antfarm that shows
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plays about pigs
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that love frogs
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that croak loudly
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when they want
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to rivet airplane
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passangers without peanuts
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or ride on
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a whitewater raft
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in the middle
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of the grand
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rapids of the
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ocoee river near
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the shore of
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an enchanted island
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where there was
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a pea sitting
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in a flower
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when a young
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soft white kitten
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turned and tumbled
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down a hill
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and molten lava
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gushed out of
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a buffalo's eardrum
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and splashed on
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a long range
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of wiffle balls
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that had sticky
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honey surrounding the
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procedures that contain
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thousands of bees
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buzzing around in
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fancy white suits
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and tap shoes
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while singing Dido
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and sipping a
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ice cold yoohoo
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and eating tons
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of orange-flavored
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crunchy bread snacks
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which tasted yucky
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when snail poop
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is placed on
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next to the
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frog that lept
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into witches brew
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and turned into
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an ace bandage
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that rolled down
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a hairy knee
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(eeeuuuuuugggghhhhhhh! :P)
til it hit
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(lol reading all this is quite humerous, good job guys!!)
a huge boulder
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That turned into
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a giant slug :P
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which started eating
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everything in sight
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until it stopped
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And noticed something
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that was giant
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looking right at
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who decided to
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reach out and
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gummed its way
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through an entire
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package of cupcakes
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with chocolate topping
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soon afterwards, rooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
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a grasshopper stalked
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fearlessly and elegently
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showing grace abrubtly
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til it tripped
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over its own
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half sister Betty
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who knocked over
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the false teeth
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that then bit
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Betty who screamed
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donald is my
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loving pet duck
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gave birth to
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Did we start over?
Doreen who jumped
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over the cow
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and landed in
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goo, knee deep
:D Sorry, knee deep, I had to!!!!
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;D that softened skin
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and made it
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into a fryingpan
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that was used
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only when sunflowers
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were in bloom
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in July when
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the shimmering gold
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adorned all the
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flea beetles, who
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were very hungry
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after a long
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arduous day of
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skipping the loo
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in lieu of
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chopping brocolli spears
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which they used
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only on grade
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school walls for
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adults with acne
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on their toes
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which recently cleaned
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a cow's ears
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that moo'd Songs
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of love to
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their own fleas
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in the meadow
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with pink butterflies
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that fluttered to
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the old oak
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with a yellow
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bellied sapsucker perched
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Annie, this is for you ;D
on a pyramid
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with king tut ;) ;D
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performing a dance
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in honor of
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Annie and TKR!!!
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which caused her
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to joyfully exclaim
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"I feel so
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new and shiny
(For Annie too! xx)
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and I want
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to belly dance
(because, with her new knee, she can!)
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with an anaconda!
(hope I spelt it right!)
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although sometimes I
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think it's too
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much like wrestling
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Annie new knee ;) ;D
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at which point
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she exclaimed proudly
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look what else
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I can do
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while balancing on
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a giant marshmallow
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and juggling six
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very sexy doctors!
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Then, she gracefully
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backflipped over the
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gurney and onto
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the top of
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a pile of
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stacked bedpans that
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were stuffed full
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of jello for
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the kids to
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use for their
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food fight at
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the nurses' station
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on the third
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floor where they
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were making big
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colourful christmas crackers
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covered in frosting
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that was slightly
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furry because of
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the length of
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Annie's ace bandage
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was much too
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tight on her
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right knee, so
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she tossed it
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in the trash
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then skipped merrily
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toward the table
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and ate pudding
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topped with chocolate
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fuzzballs that danced
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around like a
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giraffe on a
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black top cul-de-sac
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while next door
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to a giant
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spider that had
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gruesome green glowing
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fangs dripping with
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Kool-aid and reeking
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of burnt marshmallows
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covered with apples
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and legs that
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made midgets look
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furtive while they
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ran about yelling
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"watch out for
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spiders gooey web
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that made Paris
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look as if
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it was coated
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in a glaze
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of italian pastry
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topped with cream
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and served on
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a bed of
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mushy slimey mud
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that oozed down
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the cement footpath
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and dripped onto
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a PB&J sandwich!!!
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that george clooney
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put in his
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red lunch box
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and brought to
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a new planet
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on the south
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side of a
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large star system
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that had three
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big purple moons
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and lavendar aliens
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who liked to
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run around the
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hills with cloth
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napkins and rubber
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boots filled with
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odoureater gel pads
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and violet pickles
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that squished walking
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and caused them
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to slip and
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fall into a
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chocolate filled crater
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that they had
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discovered when they
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were eating giant
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crocodiles wearing sneakers
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that had taps
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on their teeth
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that whistles like
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chelsea's brass band
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that didnt do
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any proper rehersals ( hee hee)
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and had Physical
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therapy sessions in
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massage that made
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her feel good
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enough to run
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a half marathon! :o
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However, that caused
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a massive riot
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during feather boa
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festival week and
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they fell out
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of a flying
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yellow egg cup
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that crashed into
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Sydney Harbour Bridge
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and dumped them
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out a third
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row jumping spot
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and ended up
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face down in
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a barrel of
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slimy stinky cheese
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which was nearly
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turning grossly green
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on a tropical
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desert island in
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the south of
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the indian ocean
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next to the
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the lost city
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of Abracadabra Kazam
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whose people liked
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fried green tomatoes
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with hot peppers
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& sweet chilli sauce
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served with a
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dash of lime
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and corn chips
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and left out
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in the cold
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to cool off
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this was served
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with some stewed
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Aussie Kangaroo meat
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and fried seaweed
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on rye bread
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and unsalted butter
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on green popcorn
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with mushroom sauce
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and parmesan croutons
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on top of
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angelhair pasta with
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french truffle ravioli
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in a blue
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ford van with
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hippies playing music
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and strobe lights
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gleamin in the
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snowy hills of
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middle tennessee and
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the snow fell
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was purple-ish green :P
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like in the ???
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movie with the
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men in black
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jumping up and
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over the highest
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mountain in the
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north east of
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the Rocky Mountains
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which were really
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smooth grey mountains
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near the sea
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that was the
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sunniest and most
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beuatiful ocean in
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the carribbean and
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it is a
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nice sunny day
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where pirates play
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and sing yo-hoho
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and a bottle
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Of fine champagne
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...wheres the rum?!?
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in the barrell
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replied the seascum
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much to the
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surprise of the
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big black dog
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who was in
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striped pajamas with
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with his teedybear
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and with his
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dog food bowl
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and then he
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barked loudly at
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the tall stranger
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who was scared
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of him and
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his big wooden
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trojan horse that
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was full of
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purple fried chicken!!!
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and pink fries!
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that had no
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seasoning at all
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Until Rosemary found
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some chilli peppers
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and then she
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swallowed them whole
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which caused her
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terrible indegestion and
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spurted red chunks
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on her dog
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who blamed the
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fuzzy red lion
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with big yellow
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tufts of hair
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and a long
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ten foot pole
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with holes in
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the orange wood
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that had holes
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in the center ?!?
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then he went
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tap dancing without
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the orange pole
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despite his unusual
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kitten heel shoes
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in every shade
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of green and
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yellowish orangish blue
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which hurt his
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wobbly little knee... ;D
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because men can't
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cope with pain
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that pink cottontails
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can cope with
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suddenly a littlevoice
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told her not
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to worry about
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the stupid men ;) !!! (men bashers unite :P )
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with the BMW ( who spends more money detailing his car than he would on anything else in the world. )
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instead take time
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to appreciate his
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rather large appendage
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which had a
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disgusting oozy cyst
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spewing purple gunk
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and green sludge
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which stank like
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eewy stinky sewage
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cartrunks with killer
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sea anemomnies that
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just would not
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budge.....ever....SO
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slightly enough to
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taste rather salty
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understand why women
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like to have
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things in order
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very unlike men :D
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who wear black
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shoes every day
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just to please
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their own super
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unbelievably mexican boss
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who was always
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in the way
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while drinking tea
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and jumping on
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a big trampoline
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covered in spaghetti
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and parmesan cheese!
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While jumping he
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felt really dizzy
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and slipped off
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into a cowpat
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freshly splattered patterns
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evidentally the tea
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and cow poo
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tasted yummy with
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hundreds and thousands
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buggies and ants
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swimming about with
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corn and spinachspears ( lovely visual )
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which tasted really
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quiet well considering
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they were asleep
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and all curled
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AND HAVING DREAMS.....
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understand why womens:
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hair always looks
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so disturbingly good!!!
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with her long
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flowwing golden locks
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with pink bows!
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mink jacket dragging
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along the ground
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with mud and
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a greasy slime
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coated chunk of
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horse hair and
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green rat snot
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which stunk like
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skunk spray and
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then something happened
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that TommyLee came
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and took out
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BonJovi while going
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on holiday in
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the South of
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Never Never Land
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where the mermaids
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play bongos and
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the unicorns can
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fly upside down.
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There was much
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joy in the
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mud puddles of
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Never Never pond
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where glops of
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yellow snot dripped
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thickly and slowly
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toward the center
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of Johnny Depp's
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extremely bueatiful face ;)
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while the girls
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just threw themselfs
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at him with
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loving open arms
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and smelly feet
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that made him
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a really strange
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type of guy
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that every girl
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dreams of having
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in her soup
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while she does
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make her tea :) !
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and then he
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eats a kebab!!
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with his toes
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while doing PT ;)
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then he uses
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the remote control........................... :P
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to try to
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to pick earwax
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from his ear
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and his best
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friend tried to
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stand on one
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leg while singing
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take me out
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to dinner for
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I'm not cooking
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monkey brains again
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because its to
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depressing to think
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that it may
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explode all over! :o
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but then there
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are times that
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this doesn't happen! 8)
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which is confusing ::)
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because other times
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it does and............... ???
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there is a huge
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confusion among the
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little green man
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who are confusing
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the rest of
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who go to................ ???
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the store on
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TUESDAY MORNINGS AND 8)
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shop for fun
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and chocolate biscuits!
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while cycling along
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on a unicycle
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eating chips and
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watching people walking
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with fixed knees ;D
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and dodgy braces!
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kept falling off
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ther unicycles and...............
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that went out
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to see if
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a floating wooden
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Spoon would do
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the trick and
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to see if
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they could reach
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a small island
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that had a
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big palm tree
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hung with streamers
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and a hammock
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that was blue
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and held a
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peanut Butter filled
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large paper cup
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that blew away
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in a field
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filled with lots
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of bottles of
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wine and bricks
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that had been
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left for the
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Knee Geeks needs
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so they could
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relax comfortably while
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while in pain
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and sitting on
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her lazy butt
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SHE STUMBLED OVER
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some fat-filled cacti (so glad to see this thread goin strong again!!!)
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which she ate
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because shes nasty ;D
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and has no
P.S. Chelsea, you posted more than 3 words, please start abiding by the rules! And ignore the fact that I just did the same thing.........by about 28 words and an abbreviation..........whoops just added to my total. :)
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hair on her
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brainless, arrogant head
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which was the
P.S. I dont know which one your talking about...one was a hyphenated word...i assume that waht youre talking about. Those are allowed. And then the other in parenthesis was a sidenote. But if you wanna change it to no hyphenated words id be glad to oblige.
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last anyone saw
(I am doing this as a sidenote since I am not sure that post scripts are allowed. Chelsea, I have noticed that in some of the games threads, people are real sticklers for playing by the rules.........just trying to get you used to that so that you don't get attacked for not playing by the rules. :))
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of the little
(Patty...im not mad...but i did start this thread in case you didnt notice so i stated the rules and there were very few of them. And im totally fine with it if the general consensus is no hyphenated words...im not trying to start anything...im jst a little uptight and stressed out at the moment with everything thats going on knee related and non knee related. Sorry i didnt mean to jump down your throat.)
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cheerleader in training
Diana
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as she back-flipped
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Hit the floor
John
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and squealed wildly
-
because she had
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landed badly on ...........
John
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a very large
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piece of ice
John
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screamed out loud
-
and wished for
(Chelsea, I am glad you are not mad........that was not my intent. And I did not realize that this was your thread, so you knock yourself out changing the rules, breaking the rules, making new rules, etc. And have a blast doing it. :) Just don't let anyone else, myself included, mess with your rules. ;))
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ROM FIXED KNEES
FROSTY
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Phoned his surgeon
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and got an
-
urgent appointment tomorrow
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for no reason
-
EXCEPT THAT HE
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wanted to peek
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AT THE NURSE
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To see if
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she was nice
-
ENOUGH TO ACCEPT
FROSTY ;D
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a dinner invitation
-
the nurse replied
-
to the arrogant
-
individual and said,
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STAY AWAY FROM
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my little doggy
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or else I'll
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beat you with
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Large green pickle
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until you give...
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me a smooch ;D
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right on the
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hairy mole that
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I've been hiding
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UNDER MY LARGE
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purlpe frilly sequened
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TUTU THAT I
sorry gary i just had to do this. you left it wide open ;D ;D frosty
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made myself with
Only as i expected ;D ;D ;D Gary
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sticky tape and
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my knee brace
:)
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Wore it proudly ;D
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to the OS
-
who admired my
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surgically enhanced tush
(my husband contributed this one!)
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but than noticed
-
I FORGOT TO
-
wear underwear under
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my tatty brace
-
he proceeded to
-
laugh hysterically at
-
my screwy knees
-
and naked tush ;)
-
He laughed so
-
hard he coughed
-
and choked on
-
a moldy artichoke (dont ask ;) )
-
and turned blue
(maybe the color of the mold?)
-
with yellow spots (no Moldy-green is the color of love ;D ....MAN im on a roll....two inside jokes in a row :P )
-
his eyes watering
-
and dripping snot (im full of it tonight lol )
-
he fell to
-
his knee's and
-
and begged for
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a slap on
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the tip of
-
the pole he
-
was twiddling with
-
the men in
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the dark backyard
-
Screamed with delight
-
and danced like
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A funky chicken
-
he then went
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Out to eat
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haggis and neeps
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washed down with
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fine malt whisky
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Making him drunk
-
and completely silly
-
to the three
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ladies looking on
-
who pulled out
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digital cameras to
-
record every moment!
-
The ladies than
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posted the pictures
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on my space
-
which annoyed my
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fluffy little pigmy
-
so much that
-
it refused to
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come out and
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play the banjo
-
or the magical
-
knee trembler machine
-
that stood alone
-
All by itself
-
in the magical
-
knee free world
-
in the depths
-
of the coldest
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part of the
-
dismal dark univers
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instead lunged towards
-
The grumpy OS
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begin to say
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I HATE YOU
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because you never
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and instead threw
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their bledsoe brace
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at the passing
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1987 honda civic
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of the evil
-
physio masquerading as
-
a nice person ;) ;D
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who then shouted
-
cause hes mean
-
do your leg
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raises or else
-
ill hurt you
-
you'll hurt me
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and ill sue
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for ONE million
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make that five
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million knee braces
-
I can't believe
-
what a bunch
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of wonderful people
-
knee geeks are
-
Too bad the
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knees act up
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and keep us
-
paying for their
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Ouchies and instability
-
SO WE CAN'T
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go dancing or
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run marvellously riot
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through the stores
-
trying to avoid
-
grouchy bystanders lurking
-
in paranoid minds
-
when IT appears
-
they are obviously
-
annoying creatures that
-
have too much
-
interest in others
-
rather than mind
-
their own business
-
they prefer to
-
decide what is
-
most important here
-
and what is
-
just foolish nonsense
-
to remark others
-
like who gets
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most replies or
-
most wrong answers
-
to feel sorry
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for only those
-
that have no
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life to fill
-
unlike those who
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do something productive
-
like making many
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postings in some
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dodgy knee sites ;D
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and think that
-
they are the
-
bee's knee's, but
-
bees aren't obsessed
-
with knees, but
-
others to help
-
find relief from
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THEIR HURTING SOULS
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and hurting knees
-
and maybe friends
-
who will care
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ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
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Tails of woe
-
with the quality
-
of life and
-
find solace in
-
words of comfort
-
then started a
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fight in the
-
Kindergarten sandpit until
-
a girl shouted
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with joy that
-
she had won
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a gold star
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for having sung
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the whole of
-
Sound of Music
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backwards without the
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POSSIBILITY OF A
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of ever being
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OK GERMANY
I SAID OF A ;D ;D
AN OPERA SINGER
LOV YA ANYWAY :-* :-* FROSTY
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with some tutu
-
that looked ridiculous
-
ON AN ELEPHANT
-
that was screaming
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Lord Hutch again!
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Here we go
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TO GRANDMOTHERS HOUSE
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Grandma said to
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bundle up tight
-
against the cold
-
or youll die
-
now would you
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TAKE A WALK
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or run fast
-
and get me
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a bottle of
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castor oil for
-
torturing her little
-
friends and neighbours
-
who cast a
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strong happy spell
-
full of love
-
and smutty jokes
-
They turned and
-
rolled about laughing
-
on the ground
-
With a feather
-
tickling their noses
-
and sneezed so
-
until zonking out
-
laying on the
-
floor, coughing away
-
they shot themselves
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In the foot
-
crying out loudly
-
with many explicatives.....
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%&()))#### $^### %@#
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REPEAT THAT PLEASE!!!!
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I think we'd get kicked off the board if we did ;)
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only to right!
It has unsuccessfully been attempt but we are all hanging on in there TOGETHER!
Sue ;) in Germany
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throwing the guns
-
into the fire
-
and roasting marshmallows
-
Over a candle
-
they sang songs
-
WITH THE ANIMALS
-
and tossed some
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ROTTEN EGGS AT
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the passing frog
-
who then wondered
-
Help am hurt
-
but carried on
-
and limped away
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and it snowed
John
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small white flakes
Angel
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FALLING ON THE
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not so badly
-
injured frog. However
-
the frog did
-
pull out his
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handy dandy brace
-
and flew up
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to the sky
-
far far away
-
and even though
-
it snowed so
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it rained heavily
-
a flash of
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a cheap camera
-
lit up the
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dim room and
-
threw dark shadows
-
on the wall!
-
against the backdrop
-
of a fabulous
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poster of Queen
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ISABELLA THE FROG
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ate ice cream
-
covered in flies
-
and jimmies she
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off track a little bit....
what are jimmies?
Diana
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WAS SO EXCITED
(jimmies are the little candies that you put on ice cream, etc.)
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that her boyfriends
(Massachusetts thing anout the Jimmies)
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Froze in their
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in their tracks
-
as they unzipped
-
their thick parkas
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and had a
-
a look at
-
the wierd looking
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CLOTHES EACH WAS
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wearing, laughing outloud
-
about their pink
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I think i know where this is going ;D
frilly tutu's with
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sparkles all over
-
Held her hands
-
up high and
-
Way down low
-
just to see
-
WHAT SHE HAD
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In her bag
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OF TRICKS ON
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to play on
-
the floor mat
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in the den
-
where her parents
-
SAID NOT TO
-
not to hangout
-
or touch drugs
-
other than those
-
that were found
Angel
-
on the prescription
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BESIDE THE FROG
-
WHO THEN CROAKED
-
and went to
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CLEAR HIS THROAT
-
but brought up
-
a diamond ring
-
which he placed
-
it on his
-
vibrant green lilypad
-
for his wife
-
she gasped with
-
joy and excitement
-
at the thought
-
going out in
-
a rubber boat
-
to view the
-
fairy lights that
-
Frosty had hung
-
in a moment
-
of unbridled madness
-
not taking her
-
meds on time
-
she freaked out
-
ran back to
-
the mental institution
-
and was certified
-
fit to drive
-
for an audition
-
to sing along
-
with a new
-
a new band
-
being put together
-
by the knee
-
geeks super jury
-
who had a
-
a weird view
-
of our humour
-
however, the first
-
joke we showed
-
got such applause
-
we were asked
-
to sign up
-
a full investigation
-
into the fraudulant
-
activities of a
-
certain slimy individual
-
wearing a fur
-
and pink sandals
-
and a purple
-
DIAMOND STUDDED TUTU
-
looking absolutely ridiculous
-
while driving home
-
FROM SEEING HIS
-
wealthy old podiatrist
Sue :-* the Canuck
-
he stopped at
-
Stop and Shop
-
and flounced in
-
ay the amazement
-
that she could
-
twirl about as
-
as wildly as
-
a Tasmanian devil
-
dancer spaced out
-
on Tramadol painkillers
-
with bits flying
-
into the universe
-
where they met
-
visiting aliens who
-
thought they had
-
seen it all!
-
Swallowing a kneespacer
-
is easy when
-
you wash it
-
in chocolate first
-
To savor every
-
fattening morsel and
-
make it slide
-
TO THE TUMMY
-
where it grew
-
INTO A SWEET
-
warm feeling of
-
being able to
-
walk normally again
-
Then the KneeGeek
(Little cheating there folks but what the ..........ll)
Sue ;D in Germany
-
vaulted over the
-
St. Bernard and
-
BERNEY CRIED OUT
-
not the booze
-
as he ran
-
screaming down the
-
HILL TO THE
-
local hardware store
-
TO BUY SOME
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EXTRA 3" SCREWS
-
to fix his
-
COLLAR FILLED WITH
-
rum and coke
-
so he could
-
always be happy
-
and never be
-
full of pain
-
but he knew
-
that this was
-
a pipe dream
-
that he could
-
but the collar
-
was popped and
-
leaked all over
-
the carpeted floor
-
because he knew
-
it couldn't stay
-
inside his knee
-
he felt a
-
something interfering with
Sue ;) in Germany
-
his internet connection
-
and that made
A
-
them tear their
-
computers from the
-
desk and throw
-
it out of
-
the flaming window
-
where it landed
-
with a crunch
-
on a waiter
-
who was bringing
-
lunch to a
-
stressed out Knee
-
that was screaming
-
merry hell for
-
the very reason
Angel
-
that someone had
-
stepped on his
-
brace and kicked
-
it into touch
-
ing his tortured.........I know, ing is not a word, but thought it might be interesting to see how it went. ;D
Angel
-
swollen joint until
Chelsea is the supremo on what goes or not on this thread, so no-one else can say if it counts or not angel except for her!
Sue ;) in Germany
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his eyes rolled, Chels, where are you kiddo?
Angel
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backwards up into
Yes where are you Clarinet/Chelsea? - come out and play silly whatits with us please do, pretty please, on-my-kaputt-knees-begging-please ::) You've abandoned us have you? Never trust oldies to play sensibly - we'll run riot just you wait and see if we don't ;D
Sue ;) in Germany
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the back of
Angel
-
his head and
-
what he saw
-
were angels with
-
beautiful feathered wings
Angel
-
EATING PEANUT BUTTER
-
and ice cream
-
out of a
-
emerald encrusted bowl
-
which had been
-
FOUND UNDER A
-
a bedpan that
-
HAD JEWELS ALSO!
-
What a magical
Angel
-
device she said
-
IT WILL BE
-
MY KNEE PROBLEMS
-
that will stop
-
AND I WILL
-
pick a personality
-
AND TRY TO
-
find a purpose
-
for dogs that
-
meow. I than
-
cry and whimper
-
because my knee
-
is an excuse
-
TO GET OUT
-
of contributing to
-
housework and singing
-
THE KNEE SONG
-
as loudly as
-
HER VALENITNE HEART
-
of foolish pleasure
-
COULD CRY OUT!!!
-
Drama Queen's need
-
for attention is
-
HER JEWELED TUTU
-
she's obsessed with
-
TWIRLING AROUND ON
-
one leg and
-
and dancing like
-
a jewelry box
-
FILLED WITH WONDERFUL
-
diamonds, pearls, and
-
other wonderful things
-
the little girl
-
laughed with joy
-
WHEN SHE REALIZED
-
that a positive
-
THING FINALLY HAPPENED
-
Nice people really
-
ARE BETTER THAN
-
nasty negative party-poopers
-
who ruin everyones
-
fun and games
-
So everybody stand up
-
AND BE COUNTED
-
and got their
-
dirt in return
-
Which tasted of
-
non thinking thoughts
-
of spicy chicken
-
and less time
-
to juggle balls
-
and instead waste
-
AND PLAY MERRILY
-
mooning at the
-
person that hates
-
TO HAVE FUN
-
WITHOUT COMING CLEAN
-
with the lies
-
when there's none
-
TO BE FOUND
-
though they exist
-
IN CYBER SPACE
-
when people not
-
ARE GOING THERE
-
to see if
-
all behave well
-
and also to
-
make everyone realize
-
The one thing
-
about the knees
-
is that they
-
gang up on
-
YOU AND HURT[/color]
-
but the wonderful
-
friends you find
-
are not goats
-
and know how
-
to behave and
-
act like adults
-
and be gentle
-
and realize that
-
some people are
-
completely outspaced kneenerds
-
who think about
-
absolutely nothing but
-
themselves and whine
-
that the rest
-
thinking about what
-
to have for
-
kneeproblems when none
-
are really there
-
and minimal pain
-
doesn't really matter
-
real kneeproblems is
-
not the reason
-
for attending here
-
I was stunned
-
by the lack
-
of the truth
-
and ambition shown
-
and self control
-
and no intention
-
consider that other
-
can feel hurt
-
and cry endlessly
-
like a drama
-
special queen does
-
and then recruit
-
her idle friends
-
all two of
-
the posse that
-
obsess over their
-
tiny small kneeproblems
-
with their tiny
-
little small brains
-
and larger than
-
everyone's problems alltogether
-
Well, you'd think
-
they would grow
-
up, and find
-
something better to
-
pick on endlessly
-
Maybe a heater
-
would warm their
-
hearts up to
-
normal and melt
-
and maybe get
-
into a big
-
flood of water
-
TO SAIL ON
-
and float away
-
HAPPILY NEVER TO
-
be heard from
-
unless I appear
-
and decide to
-
tell another tale
-
about something untrue
-
, a complete fabrication
-
which when told
-
some idiots believe
-
everything they hear!
-
These idiots then
-
cop an attitude
-
and try to
-
twist things around
-
to make others
-
the scapegoat for
-
things they didn't
-
have anything to
-
do with starting
-
nor did they
-
be on them
-
for fear of
-
full, head-on assault
-
or be reported
-
because someone else
-
started a stampede
-
on innocent persons
-
and then twisted
-
that to look
-
in the fridge
-
and wish meltdown
-
would soon come
-
to let someone-special
-
feel the wrath
I like how ett just hyphenates words to get her words in. ;D
-
yes-she-is-fairly-clever
of DB's troops
-
and become dust
-
and gutless wonders
This-is-cracking-me-up.
-
that noone notice
-
except each other
-
a ongoing love
-
of one's self
-
fakelove for others
-
sinking so low
-
that digging holes
-
becomes their life's
-
most important WORK
-
like chain gangs
-
WITH GREEN CHAINS
-
and orange hammers
-
AND HAVE FUN
-
getting them to
-
PLAY THE BANJO
-
which is better
-
ON THE KNEES
-
than playing the
-
PIANO WHILE MARCHING
-
down a crowded
-
SHOPPING ISLE WEARING
-
a pink tutu............ ;D
-
The best though
-
frightening to see
-
is lazy butts
-
and endless hours
-
doing nothing but
-
obsessing over their
-
minimal and easy
-
television filled lives
-
, lives with no
-
Going with a pink tutu
AND DANCING AROUND
-
Wot is a tutu and haw do I play here ?
-
Apparently, you just pick the last post that you liked and then post 3 words after that. Sometimes the words that follow make sense, but that isn't always the case. ;)
-
alwyas the case,when you putt
-
SO GOAT WHERE ARE YOU FROM THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A TUTU IS? PLEASE TELL US A LITTLE ABOUT YOUR SELF AND WHAT YOU KNEE PROBLEMS ARE?
-
huh?
The sandbox with
-
knees that you
-
wish you could
-
pawn off on
-
some unsuspecting victim
-
that could easily
-
send them screaming
-
and crying to
-
anyone in earshot
-
THAT CAN HELP
-
like those here
-
WHO LISTEN AND
-
have wonderful ideas
-
to offer us
-
and friendship too
-
THAT CAN LAST
-
longer than PT,
-
but not as
-
Again I'm happy that the more negative element has moved on and we can have some fun again!
My contribution for today to the 3-Word story
Gazza's pink tutu
Sue ;) in Germany
-
(http://sa.nextwish.org/Animated/bigroll.gif) hysterical!
is apparently allowed
-
Hau einfach ab du negatives Klugscheisser!
-
And to you
-
CAN LAST FOREVER
-
and ever, and...
-
SHOW HOW GOOD
-
a dancer he
-
might be if
-
HE SANG TOO
-
and didn't just
-
Nice one Sue ROFL ;D ;D ;D
stand there twiddling
Gazzzzzzzzzzzza
-
whittling and spittling
-
OUT TUNES BY
THANKS SUE
-
Huey, Dewey, and Louie
-
Led Zeppelin his
-
the famous threesome
-
travelled beyond outer
-
limits to a
-
better world full
-
of cotton candy
-
and real-thinking people
-
who are nice
-
and care about
-
bullies taking over
-
when bullies already
-
ARE NOT UNDERSTANDING
-
the torment they
-
cause people when
-
pressuring them into
-
even tighter tutus ;)
Let's keep the FUN here folks!
Sue ;) in Germany
-
I was having fun ;D ;D tutu not tight now with weight loss ;D ;D
and frilly knickers
-
of hot pink
I'm back!!
Angel
-
Hi Angel ;D
and dangly baubles
-
made of paste
hi Gary, will send money order tomorrow, today is President's day, the post office is closed
XX
Angel
-
Thank you Angel xx
and chocolate chip
-
DOUBLE FUDGE BROWNIES
-
with pecans and
you are very welcome
XX
Angel
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really bad meniscies
-
that don't belong
-
hanging around knees
-
just like persons
-
with big eating
-
habits and small
-
stomachs, so made
-
for nothing in
-
their little lives
-
except having fun
-
causing chaos in
-
the burger bar (hmmm must be hungry)
-
eating triple egg
-
and bacon burgers lol tut tut tut
-
They ended up
-
fat as pigs
-
NOT GAZZA BECAUSE
-
he's slimming for
-
the little children
Angel
-
who want to
-
BE CURED OF
-
our achy knees
-
and unbelievably large
-
feet that have
-
stuck in the
-
mud and goop
-
to come out ;D ;D
Angel
-
and play with
-
Denny who's BACK
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
-
out from nowhere
-
GLAD SHE'S BACK
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
HI DENNY
-
back again for
-
good this time
WELCOME BACK DENNY WE MISSEDYOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH
Sue :D in Germany
-
or maybe bad
;D ;D ;D :o
-
and freed us
-
from the rapture
-
OF ALL KNEES
-
so we can
-
HAVE FUN RUNNING
-
not falling down!
-
A BIG CHANGE
-
from when we
-
hobbled around on
-
a stick and
-
tried not to
-
blame our problems
-
some poor unsuspecting
-
Physical therapist or
-
fellow knee geeker.
-
but it's not
-
A UNHAPPY DAY
-
When friends are
-
here to help
-
and support each
-
STEP WE TAKE
(no pun intended here)
-
every breath we
-
try to take
-
I'll be watching
Sounds like verse from Every breathe you take by the Police ;D ;D
Gazzzzzzzza
-
to see if
That's what i thought too Gary! thought I was in the wrong game for a minute :D :D
Sue ;) in Germany
-
there is a
-
huge big bang
-
when the balloon
-
goes splatt against
-
the garden gate
Angel
-
and the dog
-
runs away with
-
the old lady's
-
cane and brace
-
leaving her stranded
-
with only her
-
purple frilly drawers
Hi Denny, how are you?
Angel
-
and one large
;DI'm Ok, how are you? ;D
-
and one small
doing a little better, knee is still not right, having a lot of problems with it, going to see a 3rd OS Thur. he specializes in knees only, hope he can help.
Angel
-
stick leaning on
-
the edge of
Fingers crossed for you Angel, it's about time your luck improved
-
The mountain cliff
John
(yes I`m back after two weeks in sunny Spain )
-
staring down with
Angel
-
Eyes wide open
John
-
watching the dog
-
chewing it`s bone
John
-
and scratching its
-
back on the
-
strangely placed fork
-
sticking out of
-
the hand of
-
that feeds him
Angel
-
the little dog
-
Barked wildly at
-
the elephant crossing
-
the rope bridge
-
as it swayed
-
wildly over the
-
PIT OF SNAKES
-
that were hissing (gee, I'm original today, aren't I?!)
-
SOFTLY THE TUNE
HI KATHY !!!
-
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSwing Low SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSweet
-
chariot lost a
"Land of My Fathers" is more my cup of tea mixed with "Bread of Heaven" and Hymns and Arias Denny! (26 -19 tee hee ;D ;D ;D)
Sue ;) in Germany
-
wheel in the
Yessssssssssssssss but sssssssssssssssssssssssnakes only ssssssssssssssssssssssing sssssssssssssssssssssssssongs with lotsssssssssssssssssssssss of sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Land of my fathersssssssssssssssssssssss doesssssssssssssssssssssssssn't work ;D
-
forest at the
OK now I understand! how about Ssssssssssssssssssssosssssssssphan Fach then?
Night night all
Sue ;) in Germany
-
end of the
Night night Sue
-
erie forest opening
Angel
-
When the wheel
(night Sue - I've not long got up to start my day!)
-
rolled down the
-
moss covered hill
-
it hit a
-
fairy princess's carriage
-
causing it to
-
bounce high and
-
TOUCH THE SKY
-
causing floods of
-
crystal rainbow drops
-
to flow over
-
and trinkle down
Angel
-
the trees in
-
tiny sparkling streams
How have you been Kathy?
Angel
-
which then continued
Not bad, apart from the knees, thanks Angel. Very busy though! Kids do that to a person :)
-
to soak into
tell me about it, I have this 13 year old grandson, he's a blessing, but I had forgotten what 13 years old are like, especially 13 year oldys ::)
Angel
-
the dry ground
My kids are 9 and 10 and we are all involved in Scouts, which keeps us busy, as well as many other things. There are always questions to answer and places to go. Gotta love 'em though!
-
and help seeds
-
come alive to
Angel
We're into sports, football, basketball you name it and this kid plays it, we stay on the go, and yes you gotta love em. ;D
-
burst into flowers
-
of heavenly colors.
-
And no weeds
-
to strangle the
-
the tiny animals
Boy have you guys been busy while Europe slept! Moin Moin alle 8)
Sue ;) in Germany
-
they sang rugby
-
hymns and arias 8)
-
so sweetly like
-
Max Boyce on
-
a unicycle wobbling
-
across the English
-
Channel to the
-
see if they
I'm off now until this evening Gazza - hope somebody else logs on to play nicely with you all. Angel might be around soon as she seems to be an early bird!
Sue ;) in Germany
(19 -26 @Twickers ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D)
-
could eat all
Ok, have a good day. I'm off home now ;D ;D
Gazza
-
of the fish
I'm here ;D
Angel
-
and stinky meat
-
just like their
-
Grandmas and Grandpas
-
Used to enjoy
-
WHILE SITTING ON
-
their tiny little
-
hands on by
John
-
AND MUNCHING AWAY
-
at peanutbutter sandwiches..........is that allowed??
How are you Caro? Been a while since we've spoken. Take care.
Angel
-
that tasted like
-
strawberries and chocolate
Angel
-
with whipped cream
-
and BIG RED
Angel
-
APPLE ON TOP ;D
HI ANGEL - DOING OK BUT I STILL NEED TO PM YOU WITH SOME QUES. ABOUT HOW YOU FOUND YOUR CHIRO AND A FEW OTHER THINGS. GET TO THAT SOON. THANKS FOR ASKING :D CARO.
-
It tasted so
-
delicious that he
-
decided to make
-
IT A WEEKLY
-
meal for his
-
friends and family
-
AND CRITTERS EVERYWHERE
-
looking under the
-
bed for some
-
a large pink
-
tutu last seen
-
floating down the
-
river to the
-
on a harley
-
riding motorcycle maniac
-
with silver wings
Angel
-
and purple stripes
-
Joseph and the Amazing
John
-
spotted long-haired goat
-
wafts his way
-
through the woods
-
directly into the
Angel
-
arms of his
-
smiling cynical surgeon
Angel
-
Who declared what
John
-
what an amazing
-
creature you are
-
big blue eyes
John
-
that twinkle with
-
stars in your
John
-
dreams and monsters
Angel
-
raising their heads
-
roaring loudly toward
-
your goal of
-
walking normally like
-
YELLOW DUCKS DO
-
but I waddle
-
and I hobble
Angel
-
One for Angel
TEXAS
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Sue ;) in Germany
-
while I merrily
Angel
-
sing a song
John
-
at the top
-
OF MY BEAUTIFUL
-
DUH ??? ??? GUESS WHO GOT THINGS MUDDLED UP -SORRY FOLKS!
VOICE NOT REALLY
Sue :-[ in Germany
-
but having a
me probably ;D but oh what fun we are having ;)
Angel
-
big problem like
John
-
no singing voice
-
out of tune
John
-
like a frog
-
hiding in the
John
-
the confines of
-
of a muddy
-
bathroom of the
-
knee geek clubhouse
-
TRYING TO WADDLE
ALL PACKED SUE?
-
burdened as he
Not even started Frosty!
Sue ;) in Germany
-
went towards the
-
the 19th hole to
-
celebrate his score
-
with a large
-
schooner filled with
-
ice and painkillers
-
After skulling it
-
he burped and
What does skulling mean Kathy?
Sue ;) in Germany
-
refilled his glass
-
with the finest
-
South African dop (alcohol according to Wiki)
Have fun Sue!
Diana
-
Oooooooooooooooh something new to try when I get there - what is it?
which was bottled
Sue ;) in Germany
-
specifically for all
Sue, it was listed under slang, don't think it means any specific kind
Diana
-
those who were
(skulling means drinking quickly, Sue. Skulling contests are common here. It's quite an art to be able to open up and tip your drink in without taking a breath or properly swallowing.)
-
in pain and
-
choking on their
Used to do that at Uni Kathy - part of the initiation for Fresher Phys Ed students in those days! We had "boat races" in the Uni Bar - know those?
Sue ;) in Germany
-
huge pain pills
-
After they recovered
-
fram various surgeries
-
in recovery room
-
THEY DOWNED SOME
-
ambrosia from the
-
Horn of Plenty
Sue ;) in Germany
-
and felt better
-
than before the
-
monsters attacked their
-
horrible knee braces
-
with horrible growls
-
and big teeth
-
gnashing on the
-
straps that held
-
their pink frilly
-
tutu around their
-
curvacous (sp) and beautiful
-
BODY. GAZZZA THEN
-
began to dance
-
on top of
-
a cake covered
-
with chocolate sprinkles
-
AND PEANUT BUTTER
-
cups. He gyrated
-
until he fell
-
by the ditch
-
beside a big
-
field of flowers
-
in full bloom
John
-
. Then he gasped
-
The scent was
-
strangely familiar, like
-
PEANUT BUTTER & jELLY
-
which taste like
-
SOMETHING THAT HE
-
eaten before his
-
life had completely
-
A CIRCUS FANTASY
HI DENNY
HI JOHN
-
send the clowns
John
-
AND THE ELEPHANTS
-
Sue hunting Elephants
John
-
while running up
-
her credit card
-
into huge debt
-
while soaring above
Hi Frosty, how do you keep cold whith the temps you have down there??
-
into the clouds
John
-
producing thunder and
-
lightning which struck
John
-
a new bungalow
-
in the countryside
John
-
setting it on
-
fire - until the
John
-
rain started and
-
up the brolly
-
ran a weasel ;D
-
who sang while
-
it rained buckets
-
and cats and
-
dogs who ran
-
away with the
-
brolly, leaving the
-
wet weasel and
-
the damp elephant
-
RUNNING FOR COVER
Time for a name change Denny. Frosty is melllllllllllllting
-
under a tree
-
then lightening struck
How about becoming CROCUS for the spring Frosty
-
a huge bang
-
WEASEL, ELEPHANT WENT
-
the tree exploded
-
all over the
-
sea and sand
-
suprising the sunbathers
-
with leaves and
-
squirrels running around
John
-
rescuing their nuts
-
scratching the soil
-
and dancing on
-
TOP OF SUNBATHERS
-
fast asleep on
-
the advice of
-
THE WEASEL, ELEPNANT
-
decided to go
(what is it about weasels and elephants?!)
-
WHERE NO MAN
MUST BE SOME NEW KIND OF FAD ..KATHY ;D
-
has gone before
-
WHEN SPOCK AND
OH, DIANA THANK YOU FOR THAT....... I WAS SO HOPING .....
-
JAMES TIBERIUS KIRK
-
WENT TO FIND
GOOD ONE MY FRIEND...... SO DO YOU C SOMETIN NU
-
NEW WORLDS AND
-
THEY CAME UPON
DONT SAY ELEPHANT OR WEASEL PLEASE ;D
-
a curiously large
-
FORMATION THAT THEY
-
couldn't identify, BUT
-
WHEN TOUCHED IT
-
they discovered that
-
IT WAS SLIMEY,
-
and oozed huge
-
waves of fear
-
out of its
-
mind, because his
-
FEAR CAME FROM
-
inside a dark
-
BUT HAPPY PLACE
-
crying with laughter
-
he then transported
couldn't resist ;D
-
through the realm
-
dressed up to
-
the nines in
-
outlandish clothes which
-
showed all his
-
muscles and strenght
-
Scotty then said
Diana I am trying to keep these people on the right TRECK :o :o
-
pick me up
-
WITH MY TRICORDER
JOHN...... THAT IS BEAM ME UP ;)
-
and my phaser
-
Because I am
-
SET TO STUN
-
cast my eyes
-
UPON A LARGE
-
frog with exceptional
-
hearing, who then
-
BEAMED UP TO
-
the Enterprise and
-
ANNOUNCED TO THE CREW
-
"I am a...
-
DALEK EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE
-
Hmm....quick change of scenery there! Star Trek to Dr Who!
In the meantime..
-
back inthe Tardis
Thats only 3 words, I'm glad you recognise the Daleks, makes me feel better
-
we flew to
-
yet another realm
-
and met Starbuck
Heck, might as well stay with the sci fi theme and add in a little Battlestar Galactica while we at it ;D
-
and Hans Solo
(why not add some Star Wars too?!)
-
they were both
-
interested in hang gliding
Sue :-* the Canuck
-
wearing only skimpy
-
top and bottom
-
polka dot pyjamas
-
with a feather
-
tastefully arranged over
-
draped over cushions
-
WITH SPOCKS EARS
YOU ALL MAKE ME LAUGH ;D ;D ;D ;D
-
and very red
Hey, RABBIT, you make me laugh too...!
-
ALERT. THEY ALL
HI SUE GLAD TO SEE YOU BACK MISSED YOU. CAN'T FOOL AN OLD CANUCK YOU KNEW WHO I WAS RIGHT AWAY :P :P
HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD TIME ;D ;D E. TIBBAR ;D YUP THATS ME 8)
-
turned to Scotty
-
and shouted - Hi
John
-
I AM FROM
-
outer space and
-
THE BLACK HOLE
-
of Calcutta, India
-
OPENED LONG ENOUGH
Not a Star Trek fan Huh John :-[
-
THAT A WORMHOLE
-
COULD BE USED
-
wipe the floor
-
Enterprize in wormhole
-
story tellers paradise
-
in the future
-
pie inthe sky
-
THERE THEY SAW
-
Angels with Halo`s
-
KLINGONS WAR SHIP
-
moving at warp
-
firing onall pistons
-
they roared off
Sue ;) in South Africa!
-
down the racetrack
-
on the holodeck
Hi Sue-having fun?
Diana
-
Cheering the horses
-
that appeared holographically
Hi Sue from SA
-
in a race
-
an alien race??
-
from outer space?
-
from ancient times
-
days gone by
-
when things started
-
to move slowly.....
-
like knee geeks
-
who grumble the
-
problems to everyone
-
who cares to
-
not listen about
-
all our problems
-
and our successess
;D ;D ;D
-
hooray for painfree
-
lives and happy
-
birthday to Laura
-
we hope she
-
celebrates with fun
-
and chocolate cake
-
with candles and
-
good friends, and
-
MANY NICE PRESENTS
-
to be unwrapped
-
EATING ICE CREAM
-
vanilla - topped with
-
A RED CHERRY
-
and chocolate sauce
-
AND COLORED SPRINKLES
-
and a choclate bar
-
BEAMING UP TO
-
transmoglify into another
-
REALM WITH KLINGONS
-
on the starboard bow (scrape them off Jim)
Sorry couldn't resist it
-
of the Enterprise
-
while entering the
-
engineering deck to
-
firmly secure the
-
plants blown by
-
Jabba the Hutt
I'm back folks!
Sue ;) in Germany ( :'( holidays are over :'( :'( :'()
-
Who/What is Jabba the Hutt
Must be some South African slang perhaps!!!!!
John
-
Jabba the Hut is the big fat creature in Star Wars - I think in episode 1
-
Reach for the ......
John
-
greasy green creature ....
-
Catterpillers running amok
-
as the snakes
-
gather in the
-
pit of doom
-
to play snakes
-
and ladders with
I reckon Jabba the hutt came form Return of the Jedi, the third Star Wars film to be made. He was the slug like creature who froze Hans Solo, wasn't he?
-
Teal'c, O'Neill and
-
SEVEN OF NINE
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHO SHE WAS?
-
when the Borg
-
Queen bit off
-
more than she
-
could chew but.......
-
as it tasted
-
Like sour grapes
-
but then the
-
wind kicked up
-
causing the page
-
of the book
-
to turn, revealing
-
a big secret
-
,so dangerous that
-
no-one could read
-
it for fear
-
of unleashing terrible
-
flow of words
-
so it was
-
an ongoing story
-
of determination and
-
young men wearing
-
silly hats and
-
very tight trousers
-
they sang soprano
-
while playing the
-
bongos and smoking
-
a prohibited drug
-
the police arrived
-
and took them
-
to the slammer
-
and questioned about
-
Mary-Jane and other
-
passengers on the
-
Titanic's first voyage
-
Gilligan and the
-
Skipper,Mary-ann,Ginger
-
Tom, Kobley and all
-
lived on the
-
south side of
-
a southbound iceberg
-
Which was above
-
the wreck of
-
the Hesperus, which
-
miraculously floated by
-
on a cloud
-
High above the
-
sky which looked
-
soft and glowing
-
like the surface
-
of the moon
-
on a cloudy
-
cold lunar night
-
a shining halo
-
on my angel
-
was actually a
-
circle of stars
-
spinning round my
-
head of hair
-
which was rapidly
-
going bald as
-
a billiard ball
-
I reached for
-
gift on shelf
-
a bottle of
-
best malt whiskey
-
Scottish not Irish
(whisky=Scottish and whiskEy = Irish)
Sue ;) in Germany
-
thanks for correction -
Don`t drink whisky..............
John
-
warming the cockles
-
of my heart
:)
-
and my soul
-
and my feet !!!! ;D
-
so I felt
-
like singing old
-
songs written by
-
Max Boyce and
WE WON THE GRAND SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Sue ;) in Germany
-
about his (big) Leek
Who won the grand slam????? I'm so out of it, but I do know that Lewis is on pole for tonights race
-
were singing Hymns
Who do you think Fancy's Mum - it definitely was not Jonno's Fancy Boys! Cymru am Byth!!!!!!
Sue ;) in Germany
-
Like Land of
Well done then, I' frightened to ask how Scotland got on, probably got neat by Italy :'(
-
forever and this
-
is my Land
Sorry Fancy's Mum, but a drop goal by the Italian Fullback in the 79th minute just pipped the Scots, so they have won the Wooden Spoon unfortunately.
Sue ;) in Germany
-
of my fathers,
OH well Jim'll be crying into his scotch again tonight then
-
needing a piano,
-
and piano tuner
Sue :-* the Canuck
-
we celebrated all
Sorry Fancy's Mum Italy still got the Wooden Spoon based on points difference. But that is probably no solace to Jim is it! Nathan Hines played a blinder though I've been told and was Man of the Match.
Sue ;) in Germany
-
the way home
Sue :-* the Canuck
-
while bouncing off
-
the walls of
-
the looney bin
Sue ;) in Germany
-
wearing straight jackets
-
and dunce caps
-
and singing at
-
sewn by midgets
-
who gleefully run
-
toward the dangerous
-
slippery snow-covered path
-
coated with moss.....
John
-
and other traps
-
on the path
-
of more whineing
-
to recovery where
-
crutch flowers bloom
-
in the fields
-
near the stream
-
of positive thoughts
-
overlooked by trees
-
offering cool shade
-
and ripe fruit
-
in the basket
-
Which was standing
-
on the floor
-
next to the
-
window sil which
-
was covered in
-
lots of grime
-
but glistened with
-
ice and sunshine
-
and chocolate drops
-
that were melting
-
all over the
-
deckchair that was
-
balancing on three
-
stools which had
-
been in the
-
tardis since before
-
the north star
-
flew over the
-
the Time-Lord's court
-
banged the drum
-
resoundingly, causing the
-
walls to shake
-
north to south
-
that caused a
-
major uproar amongst
-
The gathered crowd
-
who set apon
-
a spiritual journey
-
the clouds above
-
were swept away
Internet connection back Thank God! I was in panic mode thinking about Easter with no connection.
Sue ;) in Germany
-
blowing cobwebs away
-
and opening eyes
-
to the beauty....................hi all, I'm back and I can come out to play again ;D
no internet :o, that is so scary, so glad you are up and running again Sue.
XXX
Angel
-
of the behoven
John
-
behoven?
and the flowers
-
in full bloom
-
smiling up toward............................... ;)
Angel
-
the glowing sun
That's irony as I woke up to a blizzard here today!
Sue ;) in Germany
-
hiding behind the clouds
-
above the mountains
-
covered with snow
-
and high cliffs
-
perfect for soaring
-
on hang gliders
-
and falling into
-
raptures over flights
-
OF LOTS OF
-
circling birds and
-
awaiting sound cookoo.....
John
-
so we can
-
open the windows
-
and throw off
-
winter's heavy blanket
-
and the snow
-
and welcome spring
-
with smiles and
-
a cheeky grin
-
that looked like
-
a spaced-out pixie
-
who lived in
-
a yellow mushroom
-
and ate strange
-
gourmet lettuce leaves
-
drizzled with pink
-
sprinkles and chocolate
-
sauce with ice
-
cubes made with
-
fruit and liquer
-
made the pixie
-
jump with dellight
-
as they went
-
skipping along to
-
the internal beat
-
of the drum
-
and the rythm
-
of the tomtoms
-
in the jungle
-
while nearby crocodiles
-
up the creek
-
wait patiently for
-
jaws to open
-
and free food
-
through knashing teeth
-
and jackknifing tail
-
to drop in
-
on free knees
-
but found them
-
kneeling and praying
-
loudly in Latin
-
oh lord help
-
my knee recover
-
I must confess
-
this was not
-
what I signed
-
on my letter
-
I said I
-
must tell the
-
truth and nothing
-
but the truth
-
or they'll amputate
-
the truth is
-
I did not
-
to be around
-
or a square
-
dig a hole
-
and fall in
-
marching along the
-
curvy road to
-
mountain top which
-
the flying monkeys
-
sang ding dong
-
while throwing bananas
-
minus the skins
-
upon the heads
-
crowds curiously pushing
-
to see what
-
bananas were doing
-
in the nude
(as in minus skins of course) ;D
-
in public where
-
peoples eyes popped
-
childrens' eyes covered
-
as they pranced
-
around in horror
-
as a giant
-
Gorilla came running
-
by and ate
-
the screaming men
-
who were laughing
-
as the gorilla
-
slipped on bananas
-
and landed flat
-
on his bootie
-
and slid along
-
to the end
-
on his tushie :o
-
A low wall
-
cunningly placed tp
-
force you to
-
imagine smashed bananas
-
covered in cream
-
with a cherry
-
stood exactly where
-
the road ended.
-
where there was
-
an enormous steamroller
-
driven by a
-
A drunken dwarf
-
who was convinced
-
That if he
-
ran over all
-
the bottles of
-
chocolate syrup, he
-
would grow a
-
banana split tree
-
all creamy and
-
a cherry on
-
top with garlic
-
spread all around
(Diana are you becoming addicted to banana splits in your rehab time? :D :D :D)
Sue ;) in Germany
-
No, don't really like them all that much...
to keep the
-
the vampires away
-
from the sweet
-
and sour pickles
-
and the poor
-
drunken dwarf fell
-
on the queen
-
an rolled down
-
the staircase on
-
a magic bouncing
-
Swiss exercise ball
-
which was deflating
-
until it went
-
and landed in
-
the nasty knee
-
mess and healed
-
enclosed in bandages
-
until he could
-
bend his knee
-
and touch his
-
toes which required
-
pushing his beer-belly
-
to his chest
-
he reached his
-
toes, but couldn't
-
straighten up afterwards ;D ;D ;D ;D
Sue ;) in Germany
-
and loudly belched !!! ;D ;D
John
-
and was very
-
sore because his
-
beer-belly bounced when
-
fell over the
-
hump in the
-
road. He swore
-
like a trooper
-
placed his coat
-
on the ground
-
sat on it
-
hiding the puddle
-
his leaky bandage
-
was coloured red
-
causing the puddle
-
to turn pink
-
and spill down
-
my trouser leg
John
-
making them very
-
uneasy with the
-
socks falling down
-
So I purchased
-
a pair of
-
long johns because
-
it's so damned
-
cold and freezing
-
outside in the
-
garden under deep snow
-
it's much warmer
-
than it has
-
been of late
-
spring is nearly
-
finished and it's
-
oooooory ... nearly summer
-
for some any
-
who want a
-
a warmer climate
-
like South Africa ;D
-
If only he
-
sang to his
-
sweetheart, he could
-
take her with
-
him to Venice
-
to the Carneval
-
and on bended
-
broken painful knees
-
screamed in pain
-
that he wanted
-
to be put
-
back in jail
-
handcuffed to the
-
orthopedist who could
-
then live in
-
a house fit
-
-ted out with all
-
modern conveniences manufactured
-
to make your
-
mind up at
-
the expense of
-
your credit card ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
-
that was maxed ;D ;D
-
up to it's
-
limit long ago
-
Isn't it fun
-
tobe in debt
-
up to your
-
eyes and requires
-
a tax rebate
-
worth very lttle
-
to even begin
-
to pay interest
-
on all the
-
bling he bought
-
as solace for
-
losing his way
-
running all the
-
to the hole
-
in the wall
-
where he found
-
more credit cards
-
belonging to other
-
people who were
-
too innocent and
-
very good looking
-
buying more bling
-
to notice that
-
someone was creeping
-
behind me and
-
took their card
-
and stamped it
-
dead on the
-
counter, with red
-
sores on his
-
hands from crawling
-
around looking for
-
rats in the !
John
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mans bags he
-
the old man ...
John
-
who had four
-
bags for carrying
-
equipment to build
-
a monster vault
-
for storing his
-
meds and braces
-
and his set
-
spare false teeth
-
which he broke
-
chewing rusty nails
-
whilst having fun
-
spitting them at
-
the orphapaedic surgeon
-
responsible for his
-
pain in the
-
knee and hip
-
bum and head
-
Which was a
-
serious worry for
-
the orthopaedic surgeon
-
who needed a
-
lesson in how
-
to sew straight
-
lines of stitches
-
and not leave
-
a bloody mess
-
while trying to
-
embroider on someone's
welcome back Tibbar, haven't seen you for awhile 8)
Diana
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name to his
Thanks hop all is well wit u ;D
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patient's knees and
-
foreheads so he
-
cut out worrying
-
about remembering names ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Sue ;) in Germany
-
and what he
Hi Sue - where in germany - i am in Peterborough in England!!
Lisa
-
should be doing
I'm in southern Bavaria in the mountains on the Austrian border, between Munich and Salzburg - I know Pete'bora pretty well, as I grew up in the -fens near Cambridge.
Sue ;) in Germany
-
to sort out
I love Bavaria - have skied in Oberamagau(spelt wrong i think) - used to live in Bruggen on the dutch border and just love Salzburg too. Am jealous would rather be there than here!!
Lisa x
-
his patient's problems
It's a great place to be - can't see me returning to the UK at all other than the occasional visit
Sue ;) in Bavaria
-
whilst eating his
You out there for work or ?
Lisa
-
Burger an' chips
I emigrated here to work - not so much ageism more emphasis on "what can you do". I had a job within a week of arrivng and have always found a new one when I wanted to. Plus more protection for employees - "hire and Fire" not allowed TG.
Sue ;) in Germany
-
with curry ketchup
that sounds great Sue - what do you do .......will be off line soon as work finishes soon but will answer tomorrow ;D
Lisa x
-
and a side
I'm a teacher and translator (German and French into English) What are you up to working on a Saturday?
Sue ;) in Germany
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of cole slaw
-
and green salad
Sue ;) in Germany
-
and cookies for
-
the TIBBAR's tummy ;D
-
Who slept afterwards
-
with dreams of
-
long journeys and
-
lots of beer
hi Sue back at work on a sunday!! Am an assustant manager in a swimming pool - the joys of working hours that people leisure in --deep deep joy!
Lisa x
-
, lots of dancing
Diana
-
and plenty of
-
carrot cake slices
Wabbits wove carrot cake ;D :P 8)
-
THEN HE DECIDED....
-
to skip work
-
to go see
-
his friends dog
-
at the park
-
with oranges in
-
his rucksack and
-
dog biscuits for
-
his guide dog
-
Guide Rabbit Rather ;D ;D
-
and they played
-
golf with Bugs
-
Bunny and his
-
faithful sidekick Tibbar
-
but Tibbar won
-
and celebrated in
-
true bunny style
-
Hopping around like
-
the eEaster Bunny
-
High on perc's
Thanks for the laugh ya all
-
So everyone wanted
-
to see what
-
crazy thing it
-
could do with
-
furry balls draped
-
over his left
-
shoulder and white
-
scarf around his
-
waist which was
-
wider than a
-
pink tutu on ;D ;D
-
a large fairy ;D
-
but nobody noticed
-
the fairy drinking
-
blue meths and
-
aviation fuel chasers
-
and cheese and
-
onion potato chips
-
until he fell
-
into a pot
-
of garlic covered
-
with chocolate sauce
-
oozing all over
-
out of the
-
pot all over
-
his big tutu
-
all pink and
-
sparkly with diamond
-
studs on the
-
waistband that stretched
-
OVER HIS SMALLER
-
bits he was
-
happy to hide
-
because of a
-
moth buzzing around
Morning Sue - looks like we have the rain!!
Morning Gary
Lisa
-
Morning Lisa, lovely sunshine here ;D
Morning Sue.
his head singing
-
looking for somewhere
Moin moin Lisa (that's morning in North German dialect!)
Wotcha Gazza!
It's p!ssing down here - just had a hailstorm as well :( It's so dark I can hardly see my keyboard!
Sue ;) in Germany
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to rest his
Going to be sunny all day long ;D ;D
Gazza
-
weary head and
Will be lucky to see the sun at all today - and its cold!!
Lisa :'(
-
Not cold here, going to service my bike soon and sunbathe ;D ;D
and sunbathe in
-
his skimpy speedos
-
and covered in
-
sludge and slime
-
which enhanced his
-
his tan and
-
and kept him
-
warm for the
-
duration of the
-
spring morning which
-
BROUGHT RABBITS OUT
GOING TO BE PARTLY SUNNY AND WARM HERE. WILL BE ALMOST 80F TODAY.
-
of their burrows
Am jealous of your warm weather would be much nicer on my knee that here!! ???
-
to hop around
Pretty sunny here and 80
Diana
-
and multiply in
Here it's been chucking it down all day!
Sue ;) in Germany
-
numerous quantities with
-
TUTU'S AROUND THEIR
-
little cotton tails
-
now that is a picture ;D
and earings on
-
Those are weird and wonderful Wabbits!
Fiddling while their
Sue ;) in Germany
-
carrots are cleaned
-
and playing fiddles
-
and dancing around
-
on the grassy
-
football field that
-
they had chewed
-
along with the
-
carrot and lettuce
-
topped off with
-
lashings of mayonnaise
-
laced with hundreds
-
of tiny strawberries
-
THEN SUDDENLY THEY
-
jumped up and
-
SCURRIED AWAY FROM
-
the incredible feast
-
ONLY TO FIND
-
an even better
-
FORREST TO FROLICK
-
with the lambs
-
wearing frilly knickers
-
under pink tutus
-
All wiggling their
-
pretty pink noses
-
at the pile
-
of luscious food
-
which some kind
-
three little pigs
-
had laid out
-
for their mum
-
on her 65th
-
birthday, complete with
-
A BIG BRICK
-
for the wolf
-
high heel shoes
-
and many candles
-
that she could
3 word STORY Newbies - the 3 words you add have to make a sentence so please don't forget the linking words! I know they can be boring but the idea is that we are writing a story. So GRAMMAR counts even if the ideas are way off the wall!
Sue ;) in Germany
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enjoy herself with
-
the crazy stars
-
who danced with
-
her so professionally
-
even if she
-
two left feet
-
and a big
-
nose that showed
-
she was scared
-
by constantly twitching
-
and sniffing backwards
-
so that snot ;)
-
shot out of
-
the left nostril
-
onto the wolf
-
who shrieked with
-
glee at the
-
extra fresh protein
-
that was running
-
so fast down
-
his massive throat
-
he had to
-
cough and splutter
-
choking on the
-
protein so that
-
it all had
-
slowly changed him
Angel
-
into Little Red
-
fox with a
-
huge forceful attitude
-
who then proceeded
-
to devour his
-
prey with a
-
always winning attitude.
-
On the otherhand
-
he slyly shifted
-
to become stronger
-
and faster and
-
full of confidence
-
, laughter and friendship
-
which he then
-
looked at me
-
, strengthened with resolve
-
the problem facing
-
him had to
John - your input made it da**d difficult to continue in good English! Think a bit more about what goes before and then comes after your contribution! Funnily enough i could have easily continued in German - could that have something to do with your recent vacation with relatives I wonder?
Sue ;) in Germany
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undo his shoelaces
John
-
before running off
-
down the street
-
barefoot, chasing all
-
The young students
-
wearing wellies and
-
backpacks full of
-
books and cookies
-
which would keep
-
my tummy full
-
and my brain
-
ticking over until
-
teatime, then i
-
poured out the
-
contents of my
-
pot onto the
-
balcony table, destroying
-
an entire lot
-
seeds carefully sown
-
on a sunny
-
17th Tee where
-
Where the Golfball
-
missed the hole
-
hitting the Greenkeeper (I myself almost been hit by golf balls at work)
-
clear on the
-
bonce knocking him
-
senseless into the
-
bunker next to
-
red roses and
-
the 16th Tee
-
and shouted "fore"
-
way too late
-
as he jumped
-
high, then landed
-
softly next to
-
a big black
-
dog which wagged
-
its tail violently
-
hurting my knee
-
as it pounded
-
along the path
-
salivating at the
-
Rabbit, who appeared
-
to be munching
-
carrot sticks and
-
lettuces from McGregor's
-
greengrocers on the
-
golf course's backlot
-
picking up threads
-
that he dropped
-
while trying to
-
fly his kite
-
but instead, he
-
ran at the
-
angry greenkeeper who
-
cut the grass
-
and his carrots
-
horse was delighted
-
with all of
-
his wild ways
-
. Looking around the
-
the field for
-
wild scented flowers
-
and other sweet
-
things to stomp
-
around the meadows
-
jumping in the
-
corn fields which
-
were tall and
-
full of nice
-
succulent cobs ready
-
on the B B Q
-
if they are
-
undercooked or overcooked
-
after being picked
-
fresh from a
-
field of popcorn
-
, buttered of course!
-
on other side
-
of the road
-
where I saw
-
an ENORMOUS wabbit
-
hopping through a
-
a gap in
-
the trees, because
-
the fence was
-
full of traps
-
and clever wabbit
-
had a special
-
treat in store
-
for a secret
-
midnight snack with
-
hot chocolate drink
-
and a giant
-
stalk of celery
-
to munch loudly
-
snap, crackle & pop
-
yummy in my
-
mouth, droolingly said
-
the clever wabbit
-
Who has seen
-
the aliens land
-
and take away
-
The alien body
-
before it's cold
-
and turns into
-
A floating iceberg
-
with dancing penguins
-
wearing pink tutus
-
and fluffy ears
-
. I did said
-
why am I
-
new to the
-
world of funny
-
hairy back bikers
-
with leaky tents
-
when I have
-
when I opened
-
a jar of
-
Pickles with mustard
-
and red cabbage
-
served on a
-
bed of very
-
wet dew soaked
-
with a wet
-
pile of nappies
-
ponging in the
-
big yellow bucket
-
by the BBQ
-
with the biker
-
grinning so much
-
;D he had to ;D
-
cook them all ;D
-
with special sauce
-
sacka poo poo ;D
-
;Dlol
from the land
-
full of cows
-
and Kawasaki ninja's
-
with solar showers
-
with plastic curtains ;D
-
with dolphins on
-
swimming in the
-
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:wem1liUlVfYFrM:http://www.mouserunner.com/ShinySmileys/tongue.png)lol
beautiful turqu0ise carribbean
-
Getting stung by
-
big jelly fish
-
and giant squid
-
y'all have lost me somewhere, but....
. Swimming towards shore
-
I got stung
-
flying a kite
-
whilst hopping on
-
One good knee
-
and left foot
-
skipping along the
-
path to the
-
big red barn
-
housing the kneeclubers
-
getting ready for
-
A wild evening
-
alone on a
-
raft in the
-
dried-up lake next
-
to a dung
-
beetle on speed
-
making a ball of dung....
-
to push down
-
the wabbit hole
-
to see if
-
he can jump
-
over the hedge
-
from the other
-
garden of carrots
-
belonging to McGregor
-
with his wicked
-
sense of humour
-
made us laugh
-
like gurgling drains
-
pouring water over
-
everything that moved
-
so he hopped
-
as high as
-
as a kite
-
flying above the
-
mundane level of
-
hedges and McGregors
-
whilst flying above
-
cloud cuckoo land
-
he saw an
-
extrovert eagle doing
-
a massive swoop
-
looping the loop
-
along the horizen
-
look out said
-
the flying wabbit
-
i cant stop
-
hold me back
-
or I'll crash
-
so I took
-
his bananas to
-
hang on a
-
push bike so
-
they wouldn't get
-
up the hill
-
to fetch a
-
pail of water (remember Jack & Jill????)
-
and instead went
-
on a tandem
-
bike to the
-
local pub, where
-
ate pretzels with
-
a pint of
-
ice cold beer
-
frothing at the
-
mouth and mug
-
full to the
-
brim. then he
-
swallowed the lot
-
making him burp
-
loudly and repeatedly
-
until he suddenly
-
hiccupped it all
-
and was sick
-
making room for
-
strawberries and cream.
-
with champagne cocktails
-
and custard tarts
-
Consequently they were
-
ontop of the world
-
with big tummies
-
and very bald
-
apes who jumped
-
jumped amongst branches
-
that broke under
-
their weight and
-
the leaves fell
-
like bricks onto
-
the jungle floor
-
where the insects
-
were enjoying banana
-
milkshakes with ice-cream
-
with flakes covered
-
with maraschino cherries
-
served on a
-
toasted sesame bun
-
spread with honey
-
and colored sprinkles
-
which was delicious
-
especially with mayonaise
-
with sprinkled fried onions
-
chips and beans
-
together with Jersey Potato`s
-
more moo than
-
cheating John- too many words
hopping around the
-
Christmas Tree with
-
baubles and lights
-
in the middle
-
of a snowbank
-
next to the
-
iceberg floating along
-
the Seaway to
-
hamper approaching shipping
-
trying to get
-
to the penguins
-
who were hiding
-
from three bears
-
in the woods
-
by the lockgates
-
barges on canal
-
hoping to get
-
home before dark
-
a forlorn hope
-
which failed miserably
-
due to blockages
-
and damage to
-
the lock gates
-
near the bank
-
on Canada's side
-
shooting stars above
-
The moon`s horizon
-
the boat names
-
land ahoy sailor
-
shouted out to
-
anyone passing by
-
who would listen
-
to find out
-
if they had
-
life saving equipment
-
because it was
-
forcasted as stormy
-
but not being
-
of sober mind
-
missed the plank
-
and slipped overboard
-
up to his
-
knees in muck
-
laughing his head
-
off until he
-
succumbed to helplessness
-
waiving his hands
-
in the hope
-
somebody will buy
-
me an icecream
-
as I'm up
-
at the park
-
feeding the ducklings
-
and getting hungry
-
ducking and diving
-
hoping that something
-
cold will be
-
there for me
-
to my horror
-
only luke-warm tea
-
and a soggy
-
packet of biscuits
-
was on the
-
menu for him
-
at the seedy
-
Caff on the
-
widely populated lake
-
where the ducklings
-
got sun stroke
-
moved into the
-
gazebo on the
-
freshly cut lawn
-
behind the outhouse
-
up the gumtree
-
just past the
-
gate leading to
-
the Dunny out
-
into the street
-
lookout a car
-
ouch..to late
-
he went flying
-
SOARING HIGH ABOVE
-
the car's bonnet ( bonnet = hood to Americans)
-
landed with a
-
splat on the
-
big fat hairy
-
gorilla driving the
-
open-top sports car
-
up and down
-
and posing for
-
two lovely pictures
-
of him and
-
the lovely wabbit
-
that stood him
-
in the eyes
-
HUH John???????????? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
-
of the lord
-
where he had
-
a troublesome itch
-
he couldnt reach
-
the scratch card
-
was no help
-
so he threw
-
the pen away
-
as well as
-
his bad temper
-
made him cry
-
handkerchief wet through
-
after dancing all
-
all night in...
-
a stupid disco
-
swinging her hips
-
to the music
-
and wondering why
-
she was sweating
-
in her skisuit
-
fitted skin tight
-
despite the bulk
-
and stumbled around
-
desperately searching for
-
her glass eye
-
which fell out
-
of her pocket
-
so he picked
-
strawberries fresh from
-
the farm beside
-
the brook he
-
fell in ...splat
-
hook, line &sinker
-
up to his
-
knees in mud
-
and could not
-
lift his feet
-
to run away
-
becasue he was
-
truly stuck in
-
he whistled and
-
shouted "help me! "
-
and up popped
-
a young man
-
on top of
-
the world I
-
can save you
-
it would cost
-
an arm and
-
a leg or
-
years of patience
-
before I guessed
-
it cost too
-
much, I cannot afford
-
price of fuel
-
start walking KneeGeeks ;D ;D ;D
-
it's good for
-
when you swing
-
arms, hips, &knees
-
in unison with
-
the big band
-
stationed on the
-
stage of dreams
-
behind his left
-
arm, he placed
-
it across his
-
chest and cried
-
Geronimo, and jumped
-
face first into
-
the mud before
-
sinking, deeper & deeper
-
into the mire
-
rescure me cried
-
the poor klutz
-
I`m helpless at
-
bathing with hippos
-
because they rant
-
, snort and rave
-
flapping their arms
-
and shaking their
-
heads as if
-
as if to
-
sing along with
Love the visual of hippos swinging their arms ;D ;D ;D
-
Michael Jackson's Thriller :o :o :o :o
Even better image Diana ;D Hippos copying that dance routine ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Sue ;) in Germany
-
crooning a song
-
on the karaoke
-
singing off key
-
required expert tuition
-
one and only
-
y'all don't make this easy :o
American Idol wannabes
-
Have to agree with you there Diana!
and other idiots
-
who tried to
-
tap dance with
-
pointed black shoes
-
top hat and
-
and monkey twirling
-
ping went his
-
braces, down went
-
his trousers and
-
red with embarrassment
-
packed his bags
-
, boarded the plane
-
flying off to
-
leave everything behind
-
to start his
-
new life with
-
six new partners ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
-
starting own business
-
as an expert
-
in knee conditions
-
and pink tutus
-
which they made
-
out of plastic
-
garbage bags painted
-
dayglo pink with
-
little silver stars
-
sequinned on the
-
top and bottom
-
finished with blue
-
smiley faces painted
-
all over bag
-
. He's no spring
-
chicken, but he
-
was able to
-
a backward roll
-
through a hoop
-
until his knees
-
brushed his ears
-
with a loud
-
bumpty bump he
-
landed on his
-
pride and joy
-
what lovely names
-
for the squashed
-
strawberries he landed
-
on, squishing them
-
thoroughly into the
-
seat of his
-
brand new shorts
-
leaving seeds hanging
-
from the trees
-
with stinging bees
-
inflicted on my
-
aged MIL with
-
hugs and kisses :-*
-
over her face
-
then I wiped
-
muck off her
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nose and ears
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off she hopped
-
like a rabbit
-
while he went
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to the moon
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to get some
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cream cheese for
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a carrot cake
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he was baking
-
to give to
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partner (sic) a new
-
lease on life
-
which did not
-
make much sense
-
to any poor
-
person trying to
-
make a living
-
feeding pigeons with
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leftover breadcrumbs from
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a very nice
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which was prepared
-
with absolutely no
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bread or nouns
-
but ate toast
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smeared with butter
-
dripping down his
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trousers and on
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grandmas best china
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where it mingled
-
with the spilt
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maple syrup and
-
smarties that were
-
poured over pancakes
-
that had been
-
made by his
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bandy-legged knee-challenged godmother
(hyphenated words count as one according to Chelsea the owner of the thread!)
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with a wart
-
on her knee
-
She had just
-
excised the biggest
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pumpkin coach in
-
the history of
-
pumpkin growing in
-
her local show
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for veggies and
-
You name it
I gotta tell youi this story is losing something. I went bck and read and it's really gotten off the wall. My suggestion would be to start over.
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It'd not supposed to make sense as such - just hang together loosely!
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It's getting hard to think of something to write. It should go some what with the words above it.
Okay Kaputt_Knee. Lets see what you can come up with, with what I wrote YOU NAME IT
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. She tried hard
-
to grow watermellon
-
in water but
-
there was a
-
strange eerie glow
-
deep down below
-
which made everything
-
turn green instead
-
of bright orange
-
and his face
-
was reflected in
-
the mud puddle
-
left by the
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herd of romping
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bulls charging at
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his red sweater
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which was ripped
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as the shot
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meant for the
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other old woman
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passed through it
-
making a big
-
impact on his
-
heart and liiver
-
that made him
-
feel unwell for
-
a split second
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Before he fell
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tumbling to earth
-
. Suddenly he was
-
aware of his
-
fragile mortality and
-
desire to sing
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for his supper
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composed of lamb
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chops and sweet
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green pickle relish
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with mint sauce
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ego, which was
-
a rather complicated
-
to make easily
-
hop on one
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foot all day
-
while wearing a
-
blue tartan kilt
-
pinned together with
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a safety pin
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made from licorice ;D ;D ;D
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covered in chocolate
-
making it slippery
-
to hold onto
-
while pinning the
-
large green tomato
-
to the hem
-
. He waltzed in
-
ever decreasing circles
-
around the room
-
trying desperately to
-
do the highland
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fling while singing
-
"will ye nae
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while he waltz
-
I'm not sure what to do with that??? :P
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come back again"
an old and well known Scottish song Sue!
-
I know...I just wasn't sure what to do after Lucky's contribution
to Lohc Loman (sp)
-
while stumbling drunkenly
-
about his kitchen
-
looking for a
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long handled spoon
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with which to
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to swat flies
Gee I was told it is not to make sense. Read back through again. He already waltz once. I just had him waltz again as I did not know what to do with the one before me.
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because they were
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landing on his
-
backside and it
-
was starting to
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slip all over
-
the ice skating
-
surface and he
-
found himself trying
-
forlornly to maintain
-
balance and dignity
-
while singing loudly
-
and the rain
-
came pouring down
-
and then started
-
a tremendous thunderstorm (like we had several times today )
-
. All the lightening
-
and explosive thunder
-
raindrops as big
-
splashing my trousers
-
water knee deep
-
. The only other
-
really amusing thing
-
was to see
-
how he suddenly
-
put on his
-
thinking cap while
-
balancing his umbrella
-
on his knee
-
. He got on
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his tricycle and
-
road to town
I did this once when I was little. Didn't quite make it though before I was caught and you know what happened after that.
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where she met
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the gender bender ;D ;D ;D ;D
(yu made them transsexual John by calling them a she after being a he all this time! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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and fender bender
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who lived next
-
to each other
-
in adjoining cottages
-
but had a key
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to his heart
-
which she treasured
-
and kept in
-
the teapot on
-
top of the
-
stove which was
-
very, very hot
-
so it melted
-
and disapeared but
-
the spare one
-
was working perfectly
-
when it was
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plugged into the
-
automatic reading device
-
which suddenly erupted
-
into a puff
-
of purple smoke
-
and locked it
-
shut forever and
-
his neighbour knew
-
that was that!
-
So he went
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To the nearest
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locksmith's to get
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a new padlock
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with extra keys
-
which secured entry
-
into the building
-
which granted access
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to a long
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hallway with wallsafe
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he tripped over
-
the broken kerbstone
-
knocked himself out
-
. He lay there
-
in a daze
-
a vision appeared
-
to say that
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a deep voice
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would come to
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his mother's house
-
for several days
-
and the body
-
would be swept
-
off the face
-
of the earth
-
and a new
-
and improved body
-
would suddenly appear
-
in it's place.
-
Look at me
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I'm a new
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and better singer
-
dancer and actor
-
sometimes a magician
-
I can sing
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better then before
-
songs of praise
-
and never ending
-
going along the
-
scales of justice
-
which weighed heavily
-
on my vocal
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chords which rang
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loud and proud
-
proclaiming the power
-
of elbow grease
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a good whisky
-
should not be
-
scoffed at by
-
vagabonds and drunks
-
whose questionable tastes
-
made me puke
-
with disgust and
-
the desire to
-
move on to
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new and better
-
pastures and ideas.
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What's the meaning
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of life asked
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the wizened gnome
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crouching beneath the
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dead cypress tree
-
which leant against
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the crubling fence
-
bounded by cypress
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and plane trees
-
. In the distance
-
A shadow appeared
-
creeping gradually towards
-
its Mrs Shufflebottom
-
who waved a
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colourful hankie at
-
her beloved husband
-
who presented roses
-
from his neighbours
-
to all and
-
proceded to sing
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Star Spangle Banner
-
very loudly and
-
out of tune
-
which caused a thunderstorm
-
. Everyone knows that
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you should not
-
pull the plug
-
while sitting on
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the high wall
-
because it will
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all end in
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tears, wiping away
-
all memories of
-
her past life
-
replacing them with
-
exciting new memories
-
of her youth
-
lost in the
-
prime of her
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lion taming days
-
in deepest darkest
-
africa. She thought
-
these had been
-
the longest seconds
-
in her life
-
since the last
-
time she climbed
-
to the top
-
of the hill
-
where she could
-
view for kilometres
-
the dancing hippopotomi (sp)
-
who were wearing
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PINK TUTUS and
I've been waiting for ages to get that back in - where is Silverwing these days any way, talking about pink tutus? ;D ;D ;D ;D
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with acid green
(when I typed wearing I suspected that pink tutus were going to make a comeback (lol))
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fishnet stockings which
-
sparkling Rhinestone seams
-
only gilded the
-
tips of her
-
pudgy grey paws
-
painted purple nails
-
and purple tails
-
on parts where
-
you would not
-
normally put anything! ;D
-
. Walking in wonderment
-
something made him
-
glance over his
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three legged sheep
-
which followed him
-
into a muddy
-
bar where he
-
ordered a mint
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julep with beer
-
chaser from the
-
charming dwarf standing
-
on the bar
-
. We don't serve
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that to minors
-
or even miners
-
wearing hats with l
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lights on them
-
to show them
-
the way to
-
the next tavern
-
which served the
-
biggest pork scrachings
-
in the world
-
or at least
-
in Lancashire pubs
-
in these parts
-
of the town
-
. Now what will
-
your order be
-
pint of guiness
-
was the reply
-
and lots of
-
love and kisses
-
in the mix
-
of the crowd
-
. Here comes your
-
pint and bride
-
groom just fell
-
on his rumproast
-
while trying to
-
catch his glass
-
as it flew
-
across the pond
-
into the neighbors
-
enormous BBQ pit
-
and was roasted
-
for trying too
-
pic and mix
-
meat and veggies
-
with brown gravy
-
and yorkshire puddings
-
large and crispy
-
fresh out of
-
his own garden
-
. Rabbits jumped in
-
and out of
-
the assorted pens
-
of goats and
-
other animals while
-
chasing each other
-
around the meadow
-
in and out
-
of the yard
-
fenced in by
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Herd of Buffalo
-
dancing along the
-
edge of the
-
white picket fence
-
next to the
-
10-lane highway to
-
avoid being trampled
-
under rampaging hooves
-
or forced to
-
sing Happy Birthday
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A-Cappella to a
-
full house all
-
on his own
-
playing rough games
-
on the freeway
-
driving very badly
-
trying to escape
-
the relentless nagging
-
voices in her
-
rear view mirror
-
telling her to
-
button up and
-
move over to
-
the side of
-
the sidewalk which
-
has many cracks
-
and broken edges
-
along with crackpots
-
in their plaid
-
shorts and shirts
-
walking towards the
-
idiot laughing like
-
a fat hyena (sp)
-
his belly shaking
-
and teeth gnashing
-
a grinding noise
-
louder than the
-
the approach of
-
the 40-ton truck
-
which was untaxed
-
because it had
-
no safety check
-
hit a tree
-
and caused a
-
huge traffic jam
-
that made everyone
-
jump out of
-
their cars, shaking
-
their gory locks
-
their gory locks
Their what subail
-
that hung down
-
to their knees
-
and were dripping
-
with glistening mayonnaise
-
ketchup and other
-
food itemes undescribed
-
cooking on the
-
open fire in
-
boot of the
-
robin reliant car
-
stuck behind the
-
tractor in the
-
fast lane of
-
the Grand Prix
-
racing through Monaco
-
. Chips are ready
-
to be eaten
-
said the owl
-
to the pussycat
-
who were sailing
-
the deep blue
-
up towards the
-
the deep end
-
of the Briney
-
and the surf
-
restauraunt was serving
-
fish and chips
-
with lemon sauce
-
and apple butter
and this game is getting crazy
-
and a side
of course it is...it's supposed to be crazy! ;D ;D
-
of tennis balls
-
to throw at
-
each cow that
-
produced sour milk
-
to be sold
-
on black market
-
stalls for nothing
-
just given away
-
to whomever would
-
haul it off
-
to the end
-
of the market
-
place where it
-
sat for days
-
and finally turned
-
a complete circle
-
and was fed
-
by three trolls
-
on the bridge
-
fishing for old
-
rubber shoes and
-
a rusty bike
-
. Imagine the horror
-
when out popped
-
a blonde mermaid
-
looking like Maggie
-
the one with
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the iron handbag
-
and matching shoes
-
How can a mermaid wear shoes
on her head
-
Who said she was wearing them ;D
was a trefoil
-
. She jumped off
-
into the cold
-
soup and swam
-
like a fish
-
which is what
-
was expected of
-
drunken mermaids of
-
that time did
-
not know how
-
to show off
-
in her younger
-
years she would
-
dance among the
-
other naked folk
-
around the pond
-
exposing finer points
-
and other unnecessary
-
but extremely fragile
-
parts of the
-
outside of the
-
anatomy. Shocked the
-
ladies of the
-
night who were
-
walking towards a
-
lampost which was
-
lit very brightly
-
decided to scream
-
. That brought the
-
ladies to run
-
wildly across the
-
path of toads
-
spiders and other
-
creepy crawlers that
-
appear from under
-
the enormous bed
-
-room cupboard in the
-
land of giants
-
and stunted trolls
-
fed the spiders
-
with my fears
-
one by one
-
until they disappeared
-
into thin air.
-
Then it happened... :o
-
it became large
-
it swelled alarmingly...
-
and pounced on
-
top of the..
-
ugly green table
-
alarming all who
-
dared to investigate
-
what was going
-
on with the
-
wiring in the
-
big old barn
-
where the cows
-
are reading a
-
very interesting article
-
preparation of milk!!! ;D ;D
-
. The disturbance annoyed
-
the milk maids !!
-
as well as
-
the hairy goats
-
so much so
-
that the cows
-
went on strike
-
and would not
-
help in any
-
delivery of the
-
morning paper along
-
the highway beside
-
Blackpool Pleasure beach
-
. What to do?
-
Feed them carrots
-
and other cruciferous
-
foods especially like
-
wafers, which cows
-
will eagerly devour
-
in an especially
-
slow, methodical way
-
scaring all the
-
chickens in their
-
haste to escape
-
starvation and boredom
-
and enter into
-
chicken Nirvana where
-
all the grain
-
tastes so good
-
and there are
-
crazy slimy worms
-
which jump into
-
hoops for fun
-
and the chickens
-
went along the
-
road with the
-
cows, happily unaware
-
of the dangers
-
lurking behind the
-
bright red barn
-
belonging to Farmer
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Perdue who was
-
relationally challenged due
-
to chickens taking
-
liberties with his
-
big straw hat
-
and always leaving
-
his pet fox
-
alone with the
-
missus and cat
-
who were caught
-
raiding the larder
-
late at night
-
with their paws
-
covered in cream
-
, honey round their
-
big pig tails
-
and 3-D glasses
-
balanced on their
-
little pink noses
-
. Where are the
-
three blind mice
-
nobody has seen
-
lately because they
-
disappeared on holiday
-
whilst searching for
-
the Loch Ness
-
Monster. Its son
-
believed to be
-
a crazed insane
-
swimming wolf-like creature
-
who ate eels
-
and other assorted
-
creatures of the
-
deep dark waters
-
near the shipwreck
-
of the Hesperus
-
in the murky
-
sea, as told
-
by many before
-
in old books
-
how it all
-
was just a
-
fairy tale that
-
all people believe
-
could not possibly
-
have been fabricated
-
by a mere
-
writer of short
-
notes on a
-
silly little green
-
alien who was
-
convicted of crimes
-
which he undertook
-
while running away
-
from a three
-
legged snarling hyena
-
with ears as
-
minute as a
-
little grey mouse
-
and a mouth
-
as huge as
-
an aircraft carrier!
-
The cheeky little
-
girl ran away
-
to be an
-
angel imitator in
-
a nativity play
-
directed by Quentin :o
-
and produced by
-
Mel and his
-
three elegant acrobats
-
. A rip-roaring success
-
made pots of money
-
and garnered much
-
praise and admiration
-
from fellow men
-
and women over
-
the top of
-
the Oscar given
-
for Best Actress
-
to the idiot
-
who danced upon
-
the head of
-
an enormous pumpkin
-
model of the
-
chariot used in
-
Ben Hur as
-
a vessel to
-
drag a slave
-
from the mouth
-
of Androcles's lion
-
. Eek, a mouse!
-
And the lion
-
placed his paw
-
right on top
-
of the mouse
-
that gobbled cheese
-
off the floor
-
while his tail
-
got stuck in
-
a narrow crevice
-
between the floorboards
-
old and creaking
-
as he attempted
-
to extricate himself
-
from going to
-
the library for
-
a book about
-
how to construct
-
alien weapons technology
-
to annihilate the
-
custard tart that
-
the evil cat
-
devoured in front
-
of his poor
-
innocent children without
-
any chance at
-
all of sharing
-
in its gooeyness
-
. What he needs
-
is a good
-
the smallest room
-
to hide in
John - that was a bit of a non-sequitor wasn't it? ;D
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from blonde ladies
-
with buffoon hair
-
and luscious lips
-
who sveltely shimmer
-
in the reflected
-
candlelight by the
-
aqua pool beside
-
the rose-covered pergola
-
located in the
-
rose gardens which
-
were laid out
-
to please the
-
discerning gardener, Gertrude
-
who could grow
-
roses like no
-
body else could.
-
She had a
-
world record title
-
and several roses
-
which were amazing
-
the whole world
-
the special colours
-
matched her tutus ;D ;D ;D ;D
good to have ya back Gazza!
-
Stealng them from ;)
Thanks Sue
-
the Corps de
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knicker drawer, where
-
with goldleaf plates
-
they headed towards
-
wearing spotted kilts
-
and plaid tams
-
with big bobbles :o :o
I love the real madness being shown here! ;D ;D ;D ;D
-
on their elbows
-
and knobbly knees
-
as they jangled
-
during the routine
-
square dance music
-
. The line dancers
-
started going crazy
-
doing the Conga
-
They were high
-
on root beer
-
snaking in and
-
out of the
-
red light district ;D
-
hoping for luck
-
Before they go
-
swimming in the
-
dolphin relay race
-
when a shark
-
scared them off
-
with his flouorescent
-
headband and snazzy
-
4x4 skate board
-
with spotlights on
-
the wheels that
-
have chrome spinners
-
and shiny bolts
-
that compliment the
-
wild coloured graffiti
-
which is incredibly
-
fluorescent green and
-
inventive with its
-
use of fine
-
artistry and imagination
-
grabbed hold of
-
two red poles
-
and with all
-
the kings horses
-
he was able
-
to put Humpty
-
Dumpty at the
-
top of the
-
high wall again
-
but the wall
-
suddenly and unexpectedly
-
turned into a
-
waffle dripping with
-
sticky toffee pudding
-
and poor Humpty
-
didn't know what
-
to do, eat
-
said little pig
-
you'll feel much
-
better with a
-
bite of slimy
-
syd's snake stew
-
Is it Kosher
-
Humpty asked pig
-
of course said
-
syd washing up
-
all the disgusting
-
mess he had
-
made in the
-
pudding vat. He
-
wanted to ensure
-
that the rabbi
-
was praying for
-
a feast like
-
the one that
-
he had had
-
at his auntie's
-
late last week
-
while the Olympics
-
increased his chances
-
of entering the
-
freestyle gorging relay
-
ready steady go
-
but he didn't
-
manage to devour
-
he was sticking
-
mostly to the
-
bigger popcorn kernels
-
and a larger
-
piece of creamcake
-
which he threw
-
at Gordon Brown
-
missed and hit
-
Gordon Ramsey instead
-
. The censors were
-
fully prepared to
-
award an Oscar
-
to Miss Piggy
-
as well as
-
kermit the frog
-
for being outstanding
-
thespians of an
-
yodeling competition that
-
was gatecrashed by
-
the WI ladies
-
wearing heavy armour
-
ready for potting
-
contraband cake mix
-
and coffee spoons
-
while juggling enormous
-
flower arrangements in
-
heavy terecotta pots
-
with water in
-
with muscles bulging
-
eyes bursting, the
-
room was full
-
of odd coloured
-
organisms pretending to
-
eat everything in
-
sight untill something
-
caught their eyes
-
then they migrated
-
tenuously across the
-
lighted dance floor
-
toward the slimy
-
DJ who was
-
playing awful hip-hop
-
while wearing baggy
-
tattered khaki shorts
-
picking his nose
-
and looking rather
-
disgusting after he
-
had eaten the
-
worm at the
-
bottom of the
-
old well outside
-
. Legend says he
-
was unable to
-
communicate correctly so
-
he danced around
-
trying to interpret
-
the extremely odd
-
agitated contortions of
-
meerkats while they
-
popped up and
-
ran about in
-
ever decreasing circles
-
synchronized to booming
-
speakers playing loud
-
their national dance
-
music to the
-
stroke of midnight.
-
Then they changed
-
into monstrous beings
-
and mystified all
-
observing the miraculous
-
sparkly stars coming
-
forth from his
-
enormous eyes and
-
were stupified by
-
incredible noise that
-
issued from his
-
tiny trunk attached
-
to his enormous
-
face. His great
-
big nose stuck
-
obstinately to the
-
frozen street lamp
-
turning blue while
-
he tugged with
-
all his might
-
but separation did
-
the trick but
-
left alot of
-
pink residue on
-
his nose and
-
gave him wonderful
-
visual hallucinations of
-
strawberry fairies in
-
fluffy clouds above
-
rivers of chocolate
-
emerging from a
-
massive chocolate mountian
-
. His enormous weight
-
caused him to
-
sink rapidly into
-
the deep dark
-
morass next to
-
the black hole
-
. Fighting bravely he
-
was able to
-
extradite his horse
-
which then went
-
haring off down
-
to the pub
-
and ended up
-
absolutely [email protected] from
-
the enormous quantities
-
of foul beer
-
it consumed. The
-
hangover was world-class
-
and seemed to
-
go on forever
-
and ever, it
-
was the hangover
-
that caused the
-
police to arrive
-
. Hello, hello hello,
-
quiet! he moaned
-
as he writhed
-
hanging on to
-
his head. My
-
erstwhile hangover is
-
subsiding now though
-
I feel more
-
wobbly than before
-
i need another
-
shot to steady
-
my hands and
-
then I will
-
be able to
-
cartwheel through the
-
vat of feathers
-
and somersault into
-
the mouth of
-
a three legged
-
squinting Cyclops who
-
is meaner than
-
a traffic warden
-
on a good
-
day, when there
-
hundreds of citations
-
being issued to
-
satyrs who could
-
always be kept
-
away from the
-
parking meters ate
-
all the traffic
-
warden's tickets, gobbling
-
them up like
-
a spaghetti-slurping monster
-
who inhabits the
-
bolognese sauce swamp
-
and is covered
-
with parmesan and
-
went towards the
-
spicy end of
-
the spaghetti tree
-
where pieces fall
-
into the ministrone
-
and are completely
-
happy as larry
-
dons his chef's
-
hat to protect
-
him from the
-
attacks of the
-
ravenous tortellini monster
-
who just loved
-
to bite into
-
my thick skin
(http://scosoft.com/h/g/d1cfc8e.gif)
-
only to spit
-
it out because
-
he's vegetarian and
-
and hates all
-
aspects of meat
-
tender or welldone?
(http://scosoft.com/h/f/28778cc9.gif)
-
The thing he
-
watched out for
(http://scosoft.com/h/i/20caf24d.gif)
-
was big george
-
the cheesy boss
-
with flat feet
-
and the cigar
-
hanging from his
-
left nostril. He
-
also had a
-
large hairy wart
-
on the end
-
piece of rope
-
extending from his
-
neck to his
-
large crooked toes
-
where the roots
-
spread all over
-
his feet and
-
covered the whole
-
wide green yard
-
with purple flowers
-
called lavender and
-
Gloxinia. Stoned on
-
light Ginger Beer
-
his wart wobbled
-
the knife surfaced
(http://scosoft.com/h/g/7acfed03.gif)
-
silently and cut
-
a big slice
-
of chocolate cake
-
served with gelato
-
and whipped cream
-
which is fattening
(http://scosoft.com/h/i/20caf24d.gif)
-
but who cares (http://scosoft.com/h/e/6dd6dc76.gif) (http://scosoft.com/h/c/7eb0a4e8.gif)
-
on doctors advice ....
(http://scosoft.com/h/f/6bc779fc.gif)
-
another dollop was
-
put on the
-
tip of his
-
great big dung
-
! He started to
-
sneeze and cough
(http://scosoft.com/h/x/e834bb3.gif)
-
wheezing and whistling
-
barking and hacking
-
, he spluttered down
-
enormous quantities of
-
sloe gin and
-
lemonade with a
-
twist of lime
-
that slid easily
-
down my throat
(http://scosoft.com/h/k/5e7fc42f.gif)
-
though the ice
-
its so cold
-
as it slips
-
and tickles his
-
throat and stomach
-
so much that
-
he hiccups it
-
standing on his
-
left foot and
-
trying to touch
-
the top of
-
his neighbour's head
-
he missed and
-
landed on his
-
toush with a
-
great big bang
-
. Ouch that hurt
-
so much that
-
he swallowed several
-
teeth and choked
-
on the nuts
-
which were so
-
irritating that they
-
hind legs he
-
fell right over
-
What is your non-sequiter John? It does not really make any sense going on from mine - and that's in a crazy thread as well ;) ;D
his left foot
-
which was entangled
-
around the lampost
-
in the rope
-
a knotty problem
(http://scosoft.com/h/k/5e7fc42f.gif)
-
help i can't
-
work this out
-
without some help
-
i need a
-
brain boost because
-
there is no
-
very loudly in
-
the kitchen while
-
scratching my head
-
and so I
-
stopped. Suddenly I
-
remembered that I
-
had left the
-
stove on and
-
rushed home to
-
find a crisped
-
oven-mit laying fried
-
on top of
-
a very large
-
black cast-iron fryer
-
full of onions
-
and pickled eggs
-
all black now
-
. Difficult to clean
-
i will need
-
to buy some
-
bleach or something
-
even stronger to
-
clean up the
-
hard-baked mess I
-
might never get
-
off even if
-
i ring mr
-
oxyclean and he
-
will be able
-
magically blast clean
-
the entire space
-
was required in
-
three short bursts
-
which was fired
-
from an extremely
-
well pleased Mr
-
Oxyclean instead of
-
extended knee brace
-
that made him
-
very wobbly indeed
-
causing his shots
-
to miss. Starting
-
again, he whispered .............
-
what a mess
-
oozing out onto
-
my strawberry patch
-
. I will clean
-
our kitchen floor
(http://scosoft.com/h/f/28778cc9.gif)
-
after sorting out
-
the odd socks
-
the gremlins in
-
both the pantries
-
used to make
-
light tender oatcakes
-
out of the
-
leftover soggy digestives
-
which were uneatable
-
not for gremlins
-
who prefer luxurious
-
silky sweet cheesecake
-
topped with whipped
-
cream and chocolate
-
sprinkles. The mess
-
was unbelievably everywhere
-
, a monstrous mountain
-
of oozing black
-
syrup sliding all
-
across the floor
-
making shiny puddles
-
where once lay
-
pristine boards, scrubbed
-
within a millimetre
-
of breaking through
-
mirroring your reflection
-
which was not
-
a pretty sight!
-
An alien man
-
with roots growing
-
out of his
-
left nostril while
-
his eyes spouted
-
Greek tzatziki with
-
big red green
-
chopped peppers mixed
-
with lots of
-
spaghetti and meatballs
-
which were insanely
-
made by his
-
super large ears
-
into a pile
-
of slimy goo
-
frozen into shapes
-
all ready for
-
display as scullptures.
-
It is time
-
to say goodbye
-
said the gnome
-
in the garden
-
pond, desperately trying
-
not getting soaked
(http://scosoft.com/h/l/17757318.gif)
-
while paddling along
-
hoping to find
-
his missing duckling
-
Ermintrude, the love
-
of his life
-
. She went Walkabout
-
with his tutu ;D
-
, a deeply loved
-
shade of pink!
-
He's so attached
-
to. It was
-
his darling favourite
-
with frilly baubles
-
loads of frills
-
and HUGE Enormous
-
Sequins in different
-
shades of green
-
interspersed with pink
-
waddling along the
(http://scosoft.com/h/v/7d6d5aac.gif)
-
catwalk in Milan
-
home of fashion
(http://scosoft.com/h/g/30b82258.gif)
-
and other trivialities
-
for men only
-
to drool over
-
beautiful young ladies
(http://scosoft.com/h/Love/24cb9ee3.gif)
-
as we do! ;D ;D
-
In the meantime
-
the sugar plum
-
was popped into
-
pots of simmering
-
shimmering pink tutus ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
-
for pink elephants ;D ;D
-
The Can-Can dancers
Night Night!
-
for the lion
-
gave a loud roar
-
of joyful appreciation
-
while dancing along
-
the yellow-brick road
-
in his lime
-
green ballet pumps
-
uplifting his ego
-
. He was ecstatic
-
as he danced...
-
back home again.
-
only to find
-
he had lost
-
the plot completely
-
with his mind
-
. Changing tack he
-
then went towards
-
the airport to
-
dance on the
-
side where they
-
hadn't yet operated ;D ;D ;D ;D
This dwarf is a Knee Geek too don't you know!!!!
-
But just then....
-
a jumbo landed
-
and he decided
-
to fly to
-
see the man
-
-about a new
-
moonshot to see
-
if he could
-
bum a ride
-
from an old
-
fashioned pennyfarthing bicycle
-
on a Soyuz
-
to take him
-
way up high
-
to the sky ;D
-
and further to
-
towards the big
-
empty spaces in
-
the judge's head
-
. So he decided
-
give up being
-
bored,so he
-
ran up the
-
top of the
-
slide and slid
-
on the icy
(http://scosoft.com/h/s/4ba35418.gif)
-
surface ripping all
-
the ligaments in
-
in his elbow ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
-
which was extended
-
way beyond normal
-
wrapping itself around
-
the frosty limb
-
he then climbed
-
as far as
-
he could, before
-
the pain became
-
so intense that
-
he screamed loudly
-
. Then, someone from
-
school suddenly appeared
-
and told him
-
he should stop
-
messing around with
-
the ball, before
-
it bit him
-
on his bum
-
because it had
-
a wicked steak
-
knife and loved
-
(hee hee meant to put streak on the last post so it's now going elsewhere but will go with it)
to eat the
-
cherries off of
-
I thought that was what you meant to write but then I had to go with what I was given! ;D ;D ;D
the tree without
-
going on top
-
branches because then
-
he could tumble
-
into brambles and
-
moan forever as
-
the dwarves dumped
-
his friend's wife! :o ;D ;D
-
down the well! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
-
So after that
-
he continued on
-
the important quest
-
searching diligently for
-
someone to help
-
as failure wasn't
-
on the agenda
-
for this Monday.
-
After all this
-
he felt totally
-
frustrated by the
-
lack of sensibility
-
and seo decided
-
to find a
-
master of wizardry
-
and brilliant illusion
-
to perform at
-
the wizards birthday
-
and joint baptism
-
of pixies and
-
video game players.
-
At the baptism
-
all with jump
-
suits on were
-
decorated with flowers
-
. Seeing that, he
-
wishing I was
-
someone else who
-
could dance on
-
my surgeon's knees :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
-
Whilst gleefully smiling
-
and asking him
-
when could i
-
kiss you more
-
before I kick
-
him hard where
-
he would feel
-
excruciating pain for
-
two full hours. :o :o :o 8) 8) ;D ;D
-
without medication because
-
he'd been mean
-
when writing out
-
my op notes
-
and my prescriptions :o 8)
-
, whilst telling me
-
You`r accident prone
-
, get over it!
-
As I slapped
-
makeup all over
-
his smug mug
-
, his grin vanishing
-
pain and shock
-
overtook him and
-
finally understood what
-
was about to
-
become a problem. ???
-
Pain is intolerable
-
without eating your
-
crop of magic
-
potions which can
-
maim or poison
-
you depending on
-
how wimpish you
-
"wimpish" I LOVE IT!!! ;D lol.
are, and your
-
tolerance for bad
-
karma and spicy
-
curries and samosas
-
which repeated badly
-
polluting the air
-
so dont light
-
any matches yet
-
Because they might
-
explode with great
-
gusto, rendering the
-
roast in the
-
oven superfluous to
-
get over the
-
large bump and
-
crackling sounds from
-
the fireworks display
-
. So it was decided
-
(sorry that was 4 words) Change to: It was decided :o :o ;D ;D
-
that beer was
-
should be poured
-
over the head ;D ;D ;D ;D
-
and caught in
-
a hollowed out
-
knee joint of
-
a former sprinter :D ;D
-
before taking him
-
the office of
-
boy this is a rough morning ;D ;D ::)
Change to : "to the office"
-
of Dr Frankenstein
-
. Halloween was nearing ;D ;D
-
and the costumes
-
of gaudy colours
-
were pasted over
-
posters on the
-
heads of every
-
Surgeon who had
-
butchered and botched
-
past knee problems
-
and I screamed
-
and shouted, silly
-
man - I have
-
quite had enough
-
of the stockmarket
-
shares, diddling me
-
when I least
-
anticipated a creditcrunch
-
. Putting off knee
-
symptoms to run
-
away from bad
-
people who dont
-
invest in stocks
-
and shares that
-
break the bank
-
, i declare i
-
will put off
-
drinking red wine
-
during knee surgery ;D ;D ;D 8)
-
until i know
-
it contains no
-
hidden extras that
-
turn your hair
-
bright orange and
-
send you to
-
the loony bin ;D
-
replacing the lid
-
. Now you need
-
a new knee ;D ;D
-
, a new attitude
-
a large pumpkin
-
and some pink
-
tutus for everyone
-
to wear when
-
stocks begin to
-
crash into the
-
corps de ballet
-
who danced like
-
frogs on drugs
-
while dressed in
-
ugg boots with
-
long stilts attached
-
to every limb
-
some wrapped in
-
green tissue paper
-
to hinder scratching
-
the flea bites
-
which covered the
-
elbows of every
-
man,woman and
-
elephant in bed
-
with their friendly
-
orthopedic knee surgeons
-
who cuddle teddies
-
and pours beer
-
on their cereal
-
. In the second
-
version of the
-
his hit song
-
'You Are My
-
Beautiful Flashing Pumpkin" ;D ;D ;D
-
Wonky No Knees,
-
attempted his solo
-
career without his
-
banjo and yellow
-
thigh length wellies
-
wading through the
-
thousands of fans
-
for the "X" factor
-
ridiculous posturing show
-
of flagrant baloney ::) :( ;D
-
I see we share a similar opinion of shows like X Factor and Pop Idol 60scld! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
. Real stars are
-
hard to find 8)
Yes Kaputt_Knee, I do agree :D
-
in herds of
-
posers and wanna-be's ;D
-
they try hard
-
, covering their embarrassment
-
to Simon Cowell
-
by wearing high
-
hats and big
-
wigs with bells
-
sounding like cows .....
-
our current politicians ::) :P
-
had no idea.....
-
that the oatmeal
-
was poisoned with
-
his own homemade
-
root beer flavored
-
rare filet mignon ;D ;D
-
combined with hemlock
-
which when consumed
-
turns an armadillo
-
bright turquoise with
-
flashing pink bits
-
all over his
-
beautiful new ballgown
-
seams fell apart ;D
-
revealing sequinned underwear
-
which went nicely
-
with his shoes
-
and big ego
-
. Rhinestone encrusted stetson
-
adorned his very
-
cumbersom torso, which
-
when shaken revealed
-
twinkling fairy lights
-
and fancy bells
-
on each finger
-
as well as
-
the many toupees
-
of all colours
-
falling out of
-
the trees onto
-
falling stock prices. ::) :o
-
No worries though
-
pigs will fly
-
before the fat
-
is skimmed off
-
before you roast
-
all the bankers
-
on the B B Q
-
that goes up
-
in massive flames
-
grilling them for
-
a Halloween Party. ;D :o 8)
-
trick or treat
-
yelled the impish
-
handsome golf pro
-
as the meat
-
sizzled delicisously on
-
the top oven
-
what big bangers (sausages)
-
and mash was
-
devoured with gusto
-
. Belching loudly he
-
was aware that
-
some remains were
-
appropriate as a
-
lump of coal
-
which had gold
-
in it's veins
-
leaving yellow puddles
-
under the umbrella
-
which than caused
-
great excitement among
-
minions of people
-
looking to make
-
an exit towards
-
the giant mushroom
-
grown in the
-
windowbox of the
-
singing bird whisperer
-
as he tried
-
to sing on
-
the window ledge
-
he fell off
-
and broke his
-
clay pipe which
-
made a mess
-
of his pants
-
, upset his grandpa
-
and caused his
-
abandonment of smoking
-
put on weight
-
generally declining into
-
the premature aging
-
of his wife
-
and twelve children
-
who sing for
-
many bowling alleys
-
and theme parks
-
. He then turned
-
blue and ran
-
helter-skelter as fast
-
as his limbs
-
could carry him
-
into the crowd
-
he forgot the
-
rules, and so
-
he was arrested
-
for preposition abuse
-
thrown into prison
-
and never to
-
grace the streets
-
in this lifetime
-
escaping prison by
-
swimming through the
-
body sweat and
-
layers of smell
-
then she fell
-
into an enormous
-
vat of scummy
-
leftovers, which stank
-
to high heaven
-
, so nose pinched
-
with a clothes peg
-
she tiptoed away
-
as best she
-
could and cried
-
with all her
-
long lost friends
-
about the missing
-
meniscus in her
-
bulging left knee
-
. They were impressed
-
with her hairstyle
-
she looked like
-
a hedgehog on
-
whiskey,with spikey
-
hair, just groomed
-
and sprayed with
-
creosote and tar ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
-
. The feathers added
-
concrete to her
-
ever growing figure
-
as well as
-
filling her trousers
-
with soggy toast
-
spread with cholestrol
-
-flavoured peanut butter
-
which didnt help
-
with her diet
-
of risque entertainment ;D ;D
-
, but when pressed
-
she admitted that
-
she was cheating
-
by having the
-
milkman over for
-
a bit of
-
unsolicited financial advice
-
on paying bills
-
. She then continued
-
to seduce him
-
into tattooing his
-
his left earlobe
-
with the sign
-
of the Antichrist ;D
-
. However, he resisted
-
with concrete determination
-
changing it to
-
piles of rubble
-
leftovers from campaign
-
excesses and spending
-
on negative mudslinging
-
while his opponent
-
was itching with
-
flea bites all
-
gnawing through his
-
well-developed left tibia
-
. He then inserted
-
the funny imitation
-
into his campaign
-
which he did
-
while standing on
-
on one leg
-
pouring with rain
-
all over his
-
brand new toupe
-
, which then melted
-
into cascading tubes
-
which flowed all
-
all over the
-
the runner beans
-
turning them orange
-
. Having accomplished all
-
the lobbying he
-
could, he swam
-
breaststroke and hurt
-
his knee badly
-
, banging against the
-
red brick wall
-
and hurting his
-
thumb, which snapped
-
the thin thread
-
holding up his
-
very baggy trousers
-
. Meanwhile, his constituents
-
toed the party (politics again) !!!!
-
along to the
-
podium under his
-
ex-wife's bed and
-
found dust bunnies
-
and Playboy Bunnies ;D ;D
-
who were willing
-
to pamper his
-
wildest dreams imaginable!
-
All this activity
-
left him drained
-
tired, and ready
-
drop in a