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The GAMES ROOM => Who's Who? => Topic started by: Mushroom on September 26, 2005, 10:55:53 AM

Title: Add a new joke
Post by: Mushroom on September 26, 2005, 10:55:53 AM
Two biscuits were crossing the road, one of biscuits got run over, the other biscuit cried out"Oh
Crumbs!"

What do you get when you cross a bee with a bell ? A Hum Dinger!

What do you call a masturbating hippy ? A Self Raising Flower.                                   
 
Title: Re: Add a new joke
Post by: heymisterpj on September 26, 2005, 04:20:12 PM
two fish swam into a wall, one turns to the other and says:
Dam
Title: Re: Add a new joke
Post by: heymisterpj on September 26, 2005, 04:24:03 PM
Did you know that Ghandi had very sore feet and bad breath, in fact he was a
wait for it....
super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis
It's not my fault, my brother emailed me a list of the 10 worst puns to see if any of them cheered me up before my op tomorrow, but as I am very preoccupied, no pun in ten did ;D
Title: Re: Add a new joke
Post by: shadehawk on September 26, 2005, 07:07:54 PM
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

(http://img7.photobucket.com/albums/v21/sun_sea_sand/Cat-Laughing.gif)
Well, the cat is funny, I think......
Title: Re: Add a new joke
Post by: Beth_T on September 28, 2005, 05:41:18 PM
Shade,

That was terrible but I can't stop laughing.

Love the cat

Beth ;)
Title: Add a new joke Crackers
Post by: Mushroom on September 30, 2005, 10:43:51 AM
I love those jokes. I want to cut and paste them but my computer wont let me. I'll get help. In the mean time. What gos 99 clonk ? A centipede with a wooden leg. Ok know all, what came first the chicken or the egg ? Has this stupid question ever been put to you ? I was reading this French book on the history of world food when the author cracked that question. She said " when people ask me that question,  the answar is quite simple, the chicken never came first!
We were eating ducks and guineafowl before we started to eat chickens."
Title: Re: Add a new joke
Post by: Mushroom on October 05, 2005, 03:19:42 PM
                                              Famous book and famous authors
Muck on the widowscreen by Chinese author Mr. Who Floo Dung
Russian postitutes by Miss Knickersoffalot
Muck in the road by GG Doneit
Spunk on the wall by Misthercompletely
Short skirts by Cmoreleg
Title: Re: Add a new joke
Post by: fifi1974 on October 05, 2005, 06:27:50 PM
Where does Caesar keep his armies?

At the end of his sleevies.

What did Nelson say to his crew before they got onto the ship?

get onto the ship men. (sorry love this one cracks me up every time it's so stupid).

There are 2 Welshmen, 2 Englishmen, 2 Irish men and 2 Scots men on a desert island. At the end of the week, the 2 Welshmen have started an all male voice choir, the 2 Irish men have started a fight, the 2 Scotsmen are looking for a penny one of them dropped, and the 2 Englishmen are still waiting to be introduced.
Title: Re: Add a new joke
Post by: Doc79316 on October 13, 2005, 08:13:59 PM
Hi Guys - Try this for size



Even if you've heard it before you've gotta laugh again.

An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile elderly lady.
 
He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned loudly and the telephone began to ring.
 
Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a steel chain and collar.

2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

3. The dog was receivin 90 volts of signaling current when the phone number was called.
 
4. After a couple of such jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate on himself and the ground.

5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.         


Hope you enjoyed it

Laura
Title: Re: Add a new joke
Post by: IndyCelt on October 13, 2005, 08:28:17 PM
Two blondes walk into a building ... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
Title: Re: Add a new joke
Post by: bikersmurf on October 24, 2005, 04:12:02 PM
Hey there funny ;D One my kids told me:
How do you make a hankie dance:
You put a little boogie in it.
Sorry all I know is dirty ones.
Title: Re: Add a new joke
Post by: Mushroom on October 25, 2005, 11:30:27 AM
What is the longest word in the world ? Elastic! Because it stretches the furthest.
Title: Re: Add a new joke
Post by: smeagol on October 25, 2005, 04:35:12 PM
I dont know any nice jokes, but if you look on this site http://www.vsoc.org.uk/ and scroll down on the left, click on laughs and there are a few really good ones, probably not as suitable for the younger viewers, although its not filtered or anything, i dont think theres even bad language, but it is aimed at adults.
Charlotte