Rattle Snake bite when I was a kid, right ankle. It's always gives me problems when my foot gets tired.
Skim Boarding scar right hip.
Skate Boarding and Surfing scars on legs.
Moray Eel bite, left butt cheek.
Skin cancer surgery scar top of right shoulder.
Skin cancer surgery scar next to right eye, barely visible plastic surgery.
Large lump under skin from broken collar bone (It wasn't treated properly).
New 7 inch scar on outer left knee, with staple marks.
New 6 inch scar on inner left knee, with staple marks.
Scars on hands from metal fabrication.
Mysterious scar left arm that looks like a long burn. I think it was from roasting marshmallows as a child.
I had a couple of motorcycle accidents with major road rash.